Just made my award winning hillbilly pork chops

[Turtlicious]

The secret is in the sauce.

I take 4 cups of Mountain Dew, and reduce by half with a diced onion and some sugar, then when the sauce is very thick, I throw in my two porkchops. It comes out great, and pairs nicely with fresh mango juice, and pommes puree.

[BrobyDDark]

Gen-Yu-Ine Trailer park cooking, mmhmm.

In all seriousness, how did you make a sauce with Mountain Dew.

[idlehands]

Excuse me but since when do mangos and pommes count as hillbilly

[natsumehack]

idlehands said
Excuse me but since when do mangos and pommes count as hillbilly

Hipster hillbilly!

[The Nexerus]

Pork chops soaked in Mountain Dew. Yum.

[Turtlicious]

idlehands said
Excuse me but since when do mangos and pommes count as hillbilly

The pork chops are hillbilly, the accoutrements are not.

I won $200 for this in culinary school :D

[Awson]

BMI = Bad Motherfucker indicator?

[Turtlicious]

BrobyDDark said
Gen-Yu-Ine Trailer park cooking, mmhmm.In all seriousness, how did you make a sauce with Mountain Dew.

Slowly add in sugar, and cook the mountain dew on a high heat so that the dew thickens.

[The Nexerus]

Awson said
BMI = Bad Motherfucker indicator?

Yes. The United States is full of bad motherfuckers, and they do badass things like this.

[Turtlicious]

The BodyMass Index is TERRIBLE for figuring who is and isn't healthy.

But yeah, America is fat. :c

[The Nexerus]

Turtlicious said
The BodyMass Index is TERRIBLE for figuring who is and isn't healthy.

Why so?

[Dervish]

I have never heard of anyone call pork chops as hill billy, ever.

[Turtlicious]

Guess that's why their award winning.

[Dervish]

Of course, to a hillbilly anything that isn't a roasted forest critter on a fire spit is probably a delicacy.

Your recipe kind of reminds me of how I cook ham using Sprite instead of water.

[Goldmarble]

I cook pork shoulders by first soaking them in brine....cause salt.

Then I cover them in a salt based rub.

I throw them in the oven at 225 for 8-12 hours. Cause....mmmmmm.

[Aragorn]

The Nexerus said
Pork chops soaked in Mountain Dew. Yum.

So, what I'm curious about here is, Japan is the least fattest people in the world, and America is the fattest. Yet, Japan wants to be like us.

[Dervish]

Aragorn said
So, what I'm curious about here is, Japan is the least fattest people in the world, and America is the fattest. Yet, Japan wants to be like us.

Cultural admiration =/= dietary practice. I'm sure there's things about what the Japanese eat that would repulse you and vice-versa. Keep in mind what they see is usually entertainment like movies and what not. They "want to be American" in the same sense a weeaboo wants to be Japanese. You admire a slice of cultural export without exposure to the reality of that country.

[Aragorn]

Dervish said
Cultural admiration =/= dietary practice. I'm sure there's things about what the Japanese eat that would repulse you and vice-versa. Keep in mind what they see is usually entertainment like movies and what not. They "want to be American" in the same sense a weeaboo wants to be Japanese. You admire a slice of cultural export without exposure to the reality of that country.

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for explaining that.

[monstahunta]

Dervish said
Of course, to a hillbilly anything that isn't a roasted forest critter on a fire spit is probably a delicacy. Your recipe kind of reminds me of how I cook ham using Sprite instead of water.

Where I come from, roasted forest critter is a delicacy.

Rabbit stew. Mmmmmmm......

[idlehands]

Pork chops could also come from a wild pig. There are tons of them here in Texas and white tailed deer. I miss knowing someone that hunts, I like wild game.