[CHAR] Guild of Rejected Super Heroes

[TheUnknowable]

Meme Man

Name: Mike McMillan

Super name: Meme Man

Age: 19

Bio: Samsung and Verizon teamed up to create an implant that could let you access the internet with your mind. Unfortunately, its first test subject had his brain overridden by the internet, gaining powers from memes.

Powers: Mode switch: Changes his personality. So far he has five modes:

Normal: He has his normal personality. Has the technopathic ability to look up anything he wants on the internet, and can display that information on nearby TVs and computer monitors. This power can be used by his other modes as well.

Troll: He becomes an internet troll. He has low level invulnerability and can absorb the anger of others nearby to make his invulnerability grow stronger.

Rule34: Can shapeshift into hypersexualized versions of things. Also creates a field which inspires lust or disgust in nearby people. Known to generate "censored" and "NSFW" bars which cover things. Rarely uses it because he once lost control of it while fighting a transforming Japanese schoolgirl.

Chuck Norris: Gains superhuman strength, invulnerability and reflexes.

Lazer man: Gains the power to shoot lasers from his mouth when saying his catch phrase.

His "Nemesis", the antihero Solar-san

Name: (Unknown)

Super Name: Solar-San

Age: 17

Bio: While visiting a temple to pray, she "found" a magic set of prayer beads that give her the power of the sun whenever she prays using them, but only when the sun is up. She's weakest at dawn and dusk, strongest at noon. When she transforms, her outfit turns white with a Sun emblem in the middle of her chest.
She was born into a poor family, and fights as a mercenary on weekends to pay her tuition to an elite private highschool. She was on such a job, protecting a meeting of Yakuza bosses in the middle of the day one Saturday, when Meme Man came to stop her.
Whatever happened next (the age of consent in Japan is 16 BTW), she got paid 100,000 yen for keeping him distracted while they finished their meetings and escaped, and he technically won because she gave up. Now she sends him emails every week inviting him over, emails he ignores because he doesn't want to think of that time.

Powers: Strength, Invulnerability, Flight, Solar beams

[Utrax]

Bones (The Skeleton)

Name: "Neftet"

Super Name: Bones

Age: Ancient

Bio: Back in the 1920's, an archeological dig uncovered a sarcophagus sank deep beneath the waters of the Nile River via ultrasound. Hieroglyphs on the outside of the sarcophagus took decades to decipher but were eventually loosely translated as "Good Luck." No one saw it coming when, upon opening the sarcophagus, the skeletal remains, rather unceremoniously deposited without wrappings, expressed gratitude at being quote: "Freed at last from this uncomfortable little box." Several passed out archeologists and government coverups later, everyone associated with the project still believes it to have been just a strange fever dream, blamed on "mushroom spore residue." The Skeleton living in the city graveyard would disagree.

Powers: Undead, but otherwise just your ordinary magically reanimated skeleton dressed in a business suit... or occasionally a party hat, when the mood is right.

[RumikoOhara]

Tangerine

Tangerine

Name : Tangerine

Age : 18

Bio : Tangerine is definitely not of this world having traveled here from an alternate dimension after a mad science project in this universe cracked a rift through to her’s and snatched her away from her people about 4 years ago.

She lists her age at 18 saying that among her people she has just entered that stage of her growth but that the two universal time coefficient don’t exactly match and it was the best she can estimate.

In her former reality she was a slave / pet to a dark race she calls the Ree’ve whose mistress kept her as something akin to a drug source.

Once Tangerine appeared on this world the Hero's who found her took her in and almost a year later set her up with a form of stipend for stranded aliens and told her to have a nice life. (Her senses are so sharp they suspected she was reading their thoughts when in fact she was hearing them speak in another room or smelling hints on them that either confirmed or disproved the truth of some of the things they told her)

She has since that time drifted from safe space to safe space looking for some place where people might accept her as one of them.


Biology
Tangerine can’t utter a word because her race has gills in place of vocal cords (Amphibious) so she must use a form of limited telepathy which allows her to communicate with anyone she meets regardless of language. (Of course this makes most people uneasy because they believe this gives her the ability to read minds) This also means that she can survive underwater so long as it is fresh water as if she were in air.

Tangerine’s Senses are Hyper-enhanced, her sense of smell could put a bloodhound or shark’s to shame, her eyes can out match the most powerful optics made by man in both Macro and Micro scales, she can read with her fingertips and sense earthquakes better than mankind's most sensitive instruments. She is able to list every chemical, bacteria, amoeba or substance in anything she tastes, she can hear into ranges no animal on earth can imagine or see into spectrums usually reserved for artificial devices and sources.
Her horns are actually antene that her race uses to trade information about their world and to communicate over great distances. Using them to broadcast information is how Tangerine’s power works and they can either focus on a single target at a range of 1,000 meters or line of sight or over a broad area that encompasses anything in a radius of 50 meters.

Powers

Boost : With this power Tangerine links people into her sense sensitivity basically boosting their own beyond their ability to cope with the information they are receiving (candle = 10 million candles / snap of the fingers = 12 gage going off by your ear)

It has a 1,000 meter range but is sight only and 1 target per or broadband 50 meter radius affecting everyone in that sphere.

Enhanced senses : Tangerine can put any hunting animal to shame and sense things to faint for most tech to pick up.

Speech : Tangerine doesn’t make sounds using her mind instead which confers a type of universal translation on her so that she can speak with whomever she wishes and understand them and they understand her. (Trouble is most people hear her in their heads and they freak out thinking she’s a full telepath and now stripping their minds for their secrets)

Limited Telekinetic : Using this grants Tangerine a form of flight that she can use herself to fly at no better than 50 kph or swim through the water at the same speed or use to pick up an object in her sight which weighs no more than 7 kilos.

[Framing A Moose]

My Hider

Name:
Sawyer Genocide

Super Name:
Angsty High School Psycho Nutjob

Age:
17

Powers:
Sawyer's only power is that she really, really, really hates everything. In addition to this, she has an arsenal of deadly weapons, including:
-Two 9mm Glock Pistols ; Duel chest holsters ; Both lifted from father
-One Sawed-Off Shotgun ; A hip holster ; Stolen from redneck uncle
-One Aluminum Baseball Bat ; A makeshift sheath behind her back ; Bought from Mick's Sporting Goods
-Two Kitchen Knives ; Sheathed in two pockets in her vest ; Taken from kitchen
While she technically has no real training in any of these weapons (aside from the few times her father took her to shoot targets), she can still be fairly deadly, using instead her general detestation for all things as fuel for her violence.

Attire:
While she is fighting crime, Sawyer always wears a pair of black jeans, black running shoes, and a black tank top. Over her tank top, however, she wears her signature piece of clothing: A bulletproof vest with a picture of a side view of a rooster's head, blood dripping from its beak. While this seems random, it is actually just an image of Sawyer's high school mascot, the Raging Cock. She also wears a black cloth around her head as a mask, with two eyeholes, and wears her hair in a ponytail.

Bio:
Sawyer Genocide was born a fairly normal girl. Her mother, Alison Genocide, died in child birth, so she was raised by her father alone, a police officer of the The City Police Department named Robert Genocide. Sawyer had a fairly normal childhood for the most part. She did fairly normal things, played with fairly normal toys, and hung out with fairly normal friends. But on her thirteenth birthday, all of that changed. It's still unknown what caused her to gain her power. Perhaps it was a mutant gene that was suddenly unlocked in the night, or perhaps an alien came down in her sleep and injected her with weird space stuff. Whatever it was, it changed her. The way she once saw the world, a beautiful planet with rainbows and happiness, grew cynical. That day, she realized that Earth was just a floating rock.

That lead into her dark teenage years. She broke it off with her fairly normal friends, becoming somewhat of a loner, burned her fairly normal toys, for the sight of them made her sick, and stopped doing fairly normal things, for they now bored her. She started to commit minor crimes and misdemeanors for fun, such as shoplifting, vandalism, underage drinking, and the like. One day, when she was fifteen, she got caught sawing the head off of a parking meter. Sawyer was lucky to only get a fine, but that's how her father found out about her illegal shenanigans, and decided to start sending her to a middle-aged psychiatrist by the name of Doctor Nancy Schyler. It was her that got Sawyer into the superhero business. Not directly, of course. Telling a young woman to dress up in a costume and get beat up by thugs was a sure way to get sued. But she did say that Sawyer should channel her aggression into something positive, such as boxing or gymnastics. Sawyer, however, got a better idea. She had always been a fan of comic books, but as a child, she was more into the old "Archie" books. But when the anger struck, she changed her preference, and started to read more gory books, some of them about Superheroes. She had never thought that she could be one of them though. Not until that session, that is.

After the talk with Dr. Schyler, Sawyer set her plan in action. She used some money she had to buy a bulletproof vest, and then she stole some guns from her father and his brother, bought a baseball bat, and stole some knives from her kitchen. Once she made the mask, she was ready. Ready to go get her license and pick a team, of course. It was fairly easy to get the license, but when she started reaching out to different superteams, she was shocked to discover that no one wanted her. She didn't get why. She thought she looked cool. Maybe she scared them. It didn't matter. Eventually she found a small, ragtag team of discount heroes, and decided it was better than nothing.

Other:
-Sawyer is surprisingly good at relaxing, mundane activities, such as baking, cooking, gardening, and crocheting.