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Warning: I am not a gamer. I have no idea what I'm doing. Please bear with me.

Anywho, my friend emailed me a link to a place on Origin's site where I could download Plants vs Zombies for free, since she knew I liked the trial version when I had it on my computer. Anyway, I've never used Origin before and I had no idea how it worked, but I followed all their instructions and signed up for the site, downloaded and installed Origin, then downloaded and installed the game.

Problem is, due to issues which are not even consistent, I haven't been able to play this game even once since installing it yesterday. (And after a few Google searches, I realized I am not alone, and also this program is apparently a piece of shit, but since nothing else ever offered PVZ for free...)

At any rate, I was hoping some people in Spam might be able to help me out. As for what the actual problem is, well it seems there are several. Firstly, Origin rarely opens when I click it. Yesterday the program wouldn't launch at all unless I clicked the "launch" button straight from my browser where I downloaded PVZ, and today I got it to open once, but I've since closed out of it for reasons I will elaborate on in a moment. Secondly, even when I am lucky enough to get Origin to open, I can't play the game. Clicking "play" causes... nothing to happen. I see the little loading wheel next to my cursor for about a second like it's trying to do something, but then it all stops and it's as if I never clicked it at all. No acknowledgement; not even an error message. I tried looking up help to get the game to play in such a situation, and EA's help site told me to exit Origin, run as administrator, and try again. Not only did that not work, but now I've closed out of Origin and can't open it again at all - whether running as an administrator or otherwise.

I just wanna play a dumb little game about growing a garden to battle the undead that my friend was nice enough to share with me. D: Help?
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Hrrmmmm, wish I could tell you the answer... shit like this happens to me a lot, and I usually get through it with a little bit of tinkering. Maybe you need to redownload this "origin" program.
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I know how to fix it. Delete Origin and never touch it ever again for as long as you live because it is the shittiest program EA ever released.
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Wow, fuck. Double post.
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BrobyDDark said
I know how to fix it. Delete Origin and never touch it ever again for as long as you live because it is the shittiest program EA ever released.


I know it's shitty.

I just wanna take advantage of this free game offer goddammit.
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torrent the game instead
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Kaga said
I know it's shitty.


Wait for the second one. It's supposed to be free
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Smiral said
torrent the game instead


I've never been able to make torrents work well for me.

Not to mention I feel dirty going through those kinds of sites. I don't know where those files have been, man. I don't know what they've picked up. D:

So yeah, if I have the choice of screwing around with one of two programs that's gonna give me a headache, I'd choose the one that at least looks clean.
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Most torrent sites have porn ads.
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The Nexerus said
Most torrent sites have porn ads.


Which my brain also associates with "crawling with viruses".
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Which my brain also associates with "crawling with viruses".


Which is why you run adblock and noscript when you visit shady sites, check the user reviews to make sure nobody is getting cpu-melting virii, and never run anything you download from torrents with admin priviledges.

It's the computer equivalent of wearing a condom and going to decent brothels instead of backalley 2-dollar hookers.

FYI, the terms of agreement for Origin let them go through every file you have on your computer, so installing it is kinda like putting a camera in your shower and streaming it onto the internet. You probably don't want that.
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CidTheKid said FYI, the terms of agreement for Origin let them go through every file you have on your computer, so installing it is kinda like putting a camera in your shower and streaming it onto the internet. You probably don't want that.


I hope they're enjoying all the weird shit I have saved on my computer.
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