[OOC] Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

[Rancealot]

Go for it, I could even try to enchant your things while we're at it. Emphasis on try.

[OtomostheCrazy]

Do I need to roll a dice to have her poke Defendia's hair before greeting her? XD

[Jerkchicken]

In all seriousness I'd like to keep the rolling to a minimum for now.

If only because in true video game fashion I shall bring up the almighty FORCED TUTORIAL SECTION!!! for the plot kick off

[OtomostheCrazy]

It's like a videogame! I like it!

[Professor_Wyvern]

But what about the Mini-games!?

[OtomostheCrazy]

I'm assuning her hair looks something like this?

[Jerkchicken]

The mini-game is called not dieing during the tutorial segment because RNGesus decided it was not your day

[Professor_Wyvern]

Well I can't die. I have business meetings to attend, plus make sure the house is still intact for Family Dinner when I return.

[Rancealot]

Pretty much, but I'm not sure on the exact number of drills yet.

[Jerkchicken]

Also I'd like to tell you to brace yourselves for the climax of Episode 1 !

CITY IN TEARS; ATTACK OF A MYSTERIOUS ENEMY

[Professor_Wyvern]

What it isn't CITY IN TEARS; ATTACK OF A MYSTERIOUS ENEMY!? THE FESTIVAL BURNS!?

[Jerkchicken]

It is now.

[Jerkchicken]

It is now.

[OtomostheCrazy]

And now I must completely fabricate some random story. Any requests?

[Jerkchicken]

How about a Vagrant Story?

[OtomostheCrazy]

Jerkchicken said
How about a Vagrant Story?

I think that would be a Phantom Pain.

[Jerkchicken]

You ruined it with the movie title

[OtomostheCrazy]

See, this is why I don't like to use puns

[Parser]

Just go for one of the classics. Koschei the Deathless, The Devil's Grandmother, The Boy Who Wished to Learn What Fear Was, those sorts of things.

[Jerkchicken]

It's not puns just JRPG title reference