Honest Movie Tagline Thread

[mdk]

'A STOPPABLE FORCE MEETS PLOT ARMOR!'

'A MAN PUSHED TO THE LIMITS OF HIS BINDING CONTRACT!'

'POOR DECISIONS WORK OUT BADLY IN SPACE'

'THE TOP GROSSING FILM OF THE LAST THREE HOURS WHEN WE WERE COUNTING'

'EA WANTED TO SELL SOME GAMES SO HERE'S JESSE PINKMAN IN AN EXPENSIVE CAR'

'THE ONLY ANIMATED FILM OF THE YEAR SO FAR SO LET'S JUST CALL IT THE BEST I SUPPOSE'

[Joegreenbeen]

mdk said
'A STOPPABLE FORCE MEETS PLOT ARMOR!'

'A MAN PUSHED TO THE LIMITS OF HIS BINDING CONTRACT!'

'POOR DECISIONS WORK OUT BADLY IN SPACE'

'THE TOP GROSSING FILM OF THE LAST THREE HOURS WHEN WE WERE COUNTING'

'EA WANTED TO SELL SOME GAMES SO HERE'S JESSE PINKMAN IN AN EXPENSIVE CAR'

'THE ONLY ANIMATED FILM OF THE YEAR SO FAR SO LET'S JUST CALL IT THE BEST I SUPPOSE'

Bravo!

The last is obviously Frozen and I think number three is Gravity.

[aza]

HERES A BLACK GUY PLAYING A BLACK GUY AND HIS SISTER.

[mdk]

IT"S LIKE SOMETHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN

[Barioth]

'MANKIND IS UNPREPARED'

[Cpt Toellner]

'MASKED' SUPERHEROS HARDLY EVER WEAR THEIR MASKS SO WE CAN GET THE RECOGNITION WE PAID FOR BY BRING IN WELL-KNOWN ACTORS.

JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS A 'CRAZY' PERSON.

[NotAMouse]

THE MOST EMOTIONAL MOVIE OF THE DECADE, PROBABLY BE CAUSE IT'S ABOUT KIDS WITH CANCER.