[IC] The Holy Grail War

[idkman]

idkman said
"Let's go get some pie then, bro."Iggy whipped out his phone with lightning speed and searched for the nearest pizza joint, Saber in tow as Iggy led the way.

And so, the two walked and talked(mainly about lesbians) before arriving at their destination.

"Fuyuki House of Pie, huh? Sounds like a fine establishment. What do you think, Saber?"

[Ichypa]

"One place is as good as any, Master." Saber said, who was entirely done with their current conversation.

[Guy of Z]

Serperion said
Levi looked towards Kotomine and nodded. "I am familiar with the rules yes, no questions." And then he looked towards Archer."I know we were vulnerable and it was less of a stamina related issue than something more akin to forced mediation. But regardless if we had remained in our fortified base of operations as I had suggested then no risk would come to you or I. But your impatience and the realisation that unless I state it as a direct order you will be rebellious is worrying. To win this war, you must trust I know what I am doing." Levi turned to leave the church. "I placed my blood, sweat and tears into summoning you specifically, literally and figuratively. Will you trust me Archer?" Levi said as he moved towards the door. "Because more that I need to trust you, I want to trust you." And then he continued walking. His servant thought him weak, was he aware of the complexity of his summon, that linked him to the Ouroboros, something strong enough to sustain his mana. Levi wasn't sure, but regardless this was not for him, if was for Archer and for his brother.

"Yes yes then, we shall return then Master"

Archer slung Levi over his shoulder and walked off to his residence.

[idkman]

Ichypa said
"One place is as good as any, Master." Saber said, who was entirely done with their current conversation.

As they were seated, Iggy began to look at the menu.

"Wow, check this out! You can have almost anything put on a pizza here! Pepperoni, sausage, jalapeno, dog, cat, street urchin... Damn."

A single tear of glee slides down Iggy's cheek.

"It's... Heaven."

[Ichypa]

idkman said
As they were seated, Iggy began to look at the menu."Wow, check this out! You can have almost anything put on a pizza here! Pepperoni, sausage, jalapeno, dog, cat, street urchin... Damn." A single tear of glee slides down Iggy's cheek."It's... Heaven."

Saber let out an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I would appreciate it if you would not make those kinds of comments in front of me, Master." he said.

[idkman]

Ichypa said
Saber let out an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose."I would appreciate it if you would not make those kinds of comments in front of me, Master." he said.

"Oh yeah! Sorry, I forget about the whole blasphemy thing sometimes. The other stuff really is on the menu though, see for yourself!"

[Ichypa]

"Thank you, Master." Saber said dryly. "The toppings do sound delicious. Waiter! I will take eight pizzas with double of everything on them."

[idkman]

Ichypa said
"Thank you, Master." Saber said dryly. "The toppings do sound delicious. Waiter! I will take eight pizzas with double of everything on them."

Iggy mumbles something about Gluttony before ordering a large ham, pepperoni, and pineapple pizza and a couple beers.

A little bit later, they are served, and the feast begins.

[Ichypa]

Saber feasted upon the feast, eating not jsut for himself but for comrades who were no longer.

[idkman]

As his stomach filled, Iggy decided to break the strange silence between the two.

"So, Saber..." munch munch munch "Tell me" munch "What do you want out the Grail?"

[Ichypa]

idkman said
As his stomach filled, Iggy decided to break the strange silence between the two."So, Saber..." "Tell me" "What do you want out the Grail?"

Saber paused in his consuming his sixth pizza.
"To be honest...I'm not sure." Saber admitted. "There are many things that I could want. That is man's lot, after all. I could wish for battles lost to be won instead, friends who died to have lived, tragedies averted and miracles sent where and when they were needed most. But for all the bad that has happened in my life, good also came of it; for all is part of the Lord's plan. If I were to wish that certain events did or did not come to pass, I would be inadvertently be disrupting that plan. Yet, He guided events such that you found a catalyst capable of summoning me, so that I would be your Servant, and participate in this War. So perhaps He desires me to enact some change. So, I will simply allow Him to guide me, as I have always done."

[idkman]

Ichypa said
Saber paused in his consuming his sixth pizza."To be honest...I'm not sure." Saber admitted. "There are many things that I could want. That is man's lot, after all. I could wish for battles lost to be won instead, friends who died to have lived, tragedies averted and miracles sent where and when they were needed most. But for all the bad that has happened in my life, good also came of it; for all is part of the Lord's plan. If I were to wish that certain events did or did not come to pass, I would be inadvertently be disrupting that plan. Yet, He guided events such that you found a catalyst capable of summoning me, so that I would be your Servant, and participate in this War. So perhaps He desires me to enact some change. So, I will simply allow Him to guide me, as I have always done."

Iggy sat silent as Saber spoke, taking it all in.

"Interesting. You sound a bit like my eldest son... That I know of... I've only talked to him a few times, as a "family friend," but he's always like that. Doesn't worry about shit, just figures things will work themselves out sooner or later... It's worrying, ya know? ...But who am I to worry about him?"

Iggy downs his sixth beer, obviously buzzed at this point.

"I think that'd be my wish, honestly. To go back and not be so damn unsatisfied and start wandering like I am now... Not that I'm not enjoying our time together and stuff..."

[TehChron]

Another figure sits down next to them, snagging Sabers untouched mug

"Sounds like this guy I knew, honestly"

[Ichypa]

idkman said
Iggy sat silent as Saber spoke, taking it all in."Interesting. You sound a bit like my eldest son... That I know of... I've only talked to him a few times, as a "family friend," but he's always like that. Doesn't worry about shit, just figures things will work themselves out sooner or later... It's worrying, ya know? ...But who am I to worry about him?"Iggy downs his sixth beer, obviously buzzed at this point."I think that'd be my wish, honestly. To go back and not be so damn unsatisfied and start wandering like I am now... Not that I'm not enjoying our time together and stuff..."

"You son sounds like a wise man." Saber said. "So long as he walk in the path of the Lord, he will never wander astray." Had Saber been able to see the future, he would have used this conversation as evidence to try and convince Iggy that his lifestyle ruined all that he touched.

[Ichypa]

TehChron said
Another figure sits down next to them, snagging Sabers untouched mug"Sounds like this guy I knew, honestly"

Saber had never ordered anything to drink, yet when Gas Bill went to pick one up, suddenly one was there. Saber put it down to a lesser miracle of God; after all, if Servants could appear on earth, why not drinks?

"Waiter! Six more for our friend here!" Saber called.

[TehChron]

"Well, since you're paying..." Gas Bill accepted the drinks without argument

[Serperion]

Guy of Z said
"Yes yes then, we shall return then Master"Archer slung Levi over his shoulder and walked off to his residence.

"Archer put me down, I shall not be carried out of here like an infantile." Levi said now with sternness in his voice.
"Plus if we were attacked I wouldn't trust you not to throw me to the side like a ragdoll, now let us walk, and tell me how you think we should proceed?"

[idkman]

Ichypa said
"You son sounds like a wise man." Saber said. "So long as he walk in the path of the Lord, he will never wander astray." Had Saber been able to see the future, he would have used this conversation as evidence to try and convince Iggy that his lifestyle ruined all that he touched.

"Path of the lord... about that... Anyways, I don't think he's so much wise as just lazy and carefree."

TehChron said
Another figure sits down next to them, snagging Sabers untouched mug"Sounds like this guy I knew, honestly"

"I'm not surprised, there are a lot of them around."

[TehChron]

idkman said
"I'm not surprised, there are a lot of them around."

The man's eyebrows raised themselves behind his shades, putting two and two together as he realized the obvious

"Looks like you're the type that promotes a promiscuous lifestyle, I take it?"

[Ichypa]

TehChron said
The man's eyebrows raised themselves behind his shades, putting two and two together as he realized the obvious"Looks like you're the type that promotes a promiscuous lifestyle, I take it?"

"Unfortunately." Saber said, shoving an entire pizza slice into his mouth.