The Empire or The Stormcloaks? Skyrim. Which Are You? and Why?

[Dervish]

Blitzkrieg said
Also, General Tullius is a boss.

Michael Hogan is the best. I can't hear Tullius and not think of Commander Bailey. I'd like to think C-Sec is Tillius' other job, because he's obviously a trans-dimensional, time traveling warlock.

Smiral said
Yeah, I'll admit shitting on Whiterun makes me feel like a huge dick most of the time.Mostly because I'm a killer merchant in Whiterun/Windhelm. I'm ruining my own business. D:

You're the reason the Stormcloaks invaded Whiterun. They weren't too happy with how you were doing shit.

[Vortex]

Wow Tullius is Captain bailey!? That just made my day

[Dervish]

Sure is! Go check YouTube, find a couple videos with both characters and you'll pick it up right away.

Just like Bender from Futurama is Jake the Dog from Adventure Time and Marcus Fenix from Gears of War.

[Smiral]

Dervish said You're the reason the Stormcloaks invaded Whiterun. They weren't too happy with how you were doing shit.

If I recall correctly, I either have 30,000 gold or 50,000 gold on my current profile.

[Cpt Toellner]

Smiral said
If I recall correctly, I either have 30,000 gold or 50,000 gold on my current profile.

psssssh

Lvl 81. at least 300 K

[Smiral]

Blitzkrieg said
pssssshLvl 81. at least 300 K

Huh, I always ditch a profile around level 60, at that point I'm too powerful to have fun.

[Cpt Toellner]

Ebony Warrior..

Ebony Warrior.

[Smiral]

Blitzkrieg said
Ebony Warrior..Ebony Warrior.

>immediate regret

[The Nexerus]

Blitzkrieg said
pssssshLvl 81. at least 300 K

My Thieves Guild Guildmaster character (a female Bosmer) has somewhere in the hundreds of thousands gold-wise. My Stormcloak Nord character, Ragnarok, probably has just as much, except in the form of loot rather than raw coins. It's actually a pain in the ass to navigate through my storage areas in Hjerim with him, because there's just so much shit.

[Drakel]

lvl 79 Argonian (same one I posted in above in my little joke) 2 mil

I didn't like the bards college, decided to go on an adventure, found this fucked up place full of vampires, decided to take skooma, regreted that shit and died 20+ times from OP vampires, joined companions, regretted that shit because /dawnguard/, said fuck it, joined thieves guild then joined the darkbrotherhood, then joined mages college, ALMOST finished the main quest after fighting OP as shit Dragons (thank you MODS :D ) and now I'm just fucking around... I still have yet to pick a side in that game though... :/

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I am not good at focusing... :/