That one Space Bar

[Darkwolfsoul010]

Flying by a wormhole in the depths of the galaxy? Sweeping the stars with your crew of misfits, just trying to scrape up some cash? Racing in hyperdrive to the nearest planet? Well stop by this quaint little tavern somewhere between planet Pushy Boyfriend and star Zephrod111. We serve it all from Galactic Gargle blasers, to that foamy green stuff, and even regular old tea!

Supporters of any race, religion, and species are welcome here, and I'll serve you all as your humble Bartender. Just call me Dark ok hun?

Belly right up to the bar and chat about your adventures, your woes, your victories!

What'll it be, hmm?

[TheMadAsshatter]

I'll have myself some rum and coke on the rocks. And while we're at it, a penny for your thoughts?

[Rookery]

Vodka neat and make that two pennies ;)

[Darkwolfsoul010]

TheMadAsshatter said
I'll have myself some rum and coke on the rocks. And while we're at it, a penny for your thoughts?

And you mean ice right? -With one hand she pushed aside a bag of small pebbles- Ah, there ya go! Nice and cold with the uh.. ice!

[Darkwolfsoul010]

Rookery said
Vodka neat and make that two pennies ;)

There's your shot, sir!

[Darkwolfsoul010]

And I think I should be the one tossing pennies, what brings you strangers in today?

[Derpestein]

I am here to drink, of course! Your fanciest space wine, please.

[Darkwolfsoul010]

Derpestein said
I am here to drink, of course! Your fanciest space wine, please.

We've got two bottles of SeeAll wine, pretty vintage, but you'll have to drink it outside. Also if you want we have some vintage Red Ass in the back, it's very fancy, little gold flakes in it or somethin'. I've got a bottle of Campo Viejo Rioja too. What'll it be?

[Rookery]

Why just a shot? I drink vodka like those folks in raptor-5 or kremlin-prime, a buket tall and at the brim

[Derpestein]

Some Vintage Red Ass, please!

Why do I imagine a red bottle with a picture of a donkey on it?

[Undying Curiosity]

So, do you sell that blue gooey stuff? It's so hard to come by nowadays.

[Darkwolfsoul010]

Rookery said
Why just a shot? I drink vodka like those folks in raptor-5 or kremlin-prime, a buket tall and at the brim

Well I'm fresh out of buckets, but there's a bathtub in the corner that I can fill for you if you'd like.

[Rookery]

Drop me in like a fish out of water :))

[Darkwolfsoul010]

Undying Curiosity said
So, do you sell that blue gooey stuff? It's so hard to come by nowadays.

I've got it but at a large price. I've got an off-brand of green gooey stuff if you wanted something a bit cheaper.

[Darkwolfsoul010]

Derpestein said
Some Vintage Red Ass, please!Why do I imagine a red bottle with a picture of a donkey on it?

Why -pulls out a bottle- because that's exactly what it is! Have at it hun, but side effects include douche-baggery! I won't tolerate getting hit on, or you starting any bar fights ya hear?

[TheMadAsshatter]

Don't worry, if he starts one I'll finish it.

[Undying Curiosity]

Ah what the hell, give me the cheap stuff. Green is my favourite colour.
Say, do you happen to sell food here as well?

[Derpestein]

Darkwolfsoul010 said
Why -pulls out a bottle- because that's exactly what it is! Have at it hun, but side effects include douche-baggery! I won't tolerate getting hit on, or you starting any bar fights ya hear?

Okay Darky ma'am. I won't drink it heavily. No one likes a douche bag.

TheMadAsshatter said
Don't worry, if he starts one I'll finish it.

If I start one you'd be crying like a Flltz!

He proceeds to pass out.

[Darkwolfsoul010]

Undying Curiosity said
Ah what the hell, give me the cheap stuff. Green is my favourite colour. Say, do you happen to sell food here as well?

Sure! Here ya are, if your tongue glows in the dark later... it's normal, nothing to worry about.

Yea, we've got a great variety of intergalactic insects that I can catch for you in the back. And we've got frozen pizza.

[Undying Curiosity]

Frozen pizza? or Intergalactic Bugs.....Obviously I'm going to choose the bugs, what is this, Earth?
-Chuckles lightly-