Just got back from my best (female) friend's house.

[Griever]

Never realized how hot she was until today. I need her DNA in my offspring spawn.

She's one of the few women that looks good in red lipstick.

[Antarctic Termite]

Translation: Griever is horny and makes a thread about it.

[Card]

Antarctic Termite said
Translation: Griever is horny and makes a thread about it.

Translating English into English.

[natsumehack]

Card said
Translating English into English.

Furry translation: Murrr

[andromedene]

... I thought he was like really super gold star gay.

[Antarctic Termite]

Card said Translating English into English.

Spam does not speak English. Spam speaks the Black Speach Internet.

[The Nexerus]

ImANargleHunter said
... I thought he was like really super gold star gay.

Griever is too fabulous to be gay.

[Griever]

ImANargleHunter said
... I thought he was like really super gold star gay.

Gay is a lifestyle option.

I don't choose to be oppressed.

[andromedene]

Griever said
Gay is a lifestyle option.I don't choose to be oppressed.

[Dervish]

ImANargleHunter said
-HARK! A VAGRANT!-

Oh my god, I love you right now. That's one of my favorite web comics, ever. I even got a book signed by Kate Beaton at the Calgary Expo a couple years back!

[aza]

You have my vote.

[natsumehack]

Antarctic Termite said
Spam does not speak English. Spam speaks Internet.

So pony?

[Seravee]

I love red lipstick. I don't know if I look good in it or not though.

[Cpt Toellner]

Pee on her, that way she belongs to you.

[Heisenberg]

ImANargleHunter said
... I thought he was like really super gold star gay.

He's bi.

[Griever]

Heisenberg said
He's bi.

No such thing as bisexuality.

Bisex males = only partially out of the closet.
Bisex females = chicks who drink too much booze and kiss their female friends

[Heisenberg]

Griever said
No such thing as bisexuality. Bisex males = only partially out of the closet.Bisex females = chicks who drink too much booze and kiss their female friends

What happened to your boyfriend?

[Geoffrey Silt]

He is A-sexual idiots. We need to steal her blood and inject it into his reproductive glands so that whenever he reproduces he will get a mixture of her and him. And all it takes is her blood and some pictures from 'The Internet'

[andromedene]

Geoffrey Silt said
He is Asexual idiots. We need to steal her blood and inject it into his reproductive glands so that whenever he reproduces he will get a mixture of her and him. And all it takes is her blood and some pictures from 'The Internet'

Oh my gosh I'm doing it wrong.

[Card]

Griever said
No such thing as bisexuality. Bisex males = only partially out of the closet.Bisex females = male fantasies

ftfy