[OOC] Academy 218 - Superhuman School (Always open)

[Punished GN]

I'm totes gonna have Jaska approach Aislin.

[Estylwen]

Hehe, awesome. Stoned Aislin is always fun company. >w>

[Punished GN]

It's going to be fun writing him as innocently oblivious to the fact she was doing drugs.

[Jazzy]

Mr Allen J said
I had Tess approach Quinn. I plan on making Theresa the worst flirt in the entire RP. No matter how hard everyone tries.

Challenge fucking accepted.

[Ciphra]

Hm...I'm about to take a shower, but anyone up for a collab after I'm done? (15 minutes max!) I got nothing but time for another hour!

[Punished GN]

Jazzy said
Challenge fucking accepted.

Prepare for the storm, motherfucker.

[Punished GN]

Ciphra said
Hm...I'm about to take a shower, but anyone up for a collab after I'm done? (15 minutes max!) I got nothing but time for another hour!

Dunno. I'm in the middle of something atm. We'll see when I'm done.

Just as a reminder, we are still doing that big collab post. In about an hour.

[Ciphra]

Alright. i might have to hop in late cause I go swimming every day now

[Punished GN]

Titanpad shit the bed. We're all ass pirates now.

Link

[Punished GN]

... And then the Titanpad comes back online. Perfect.

Fuck it, we're using Ass-Piratepad.

[Punished GN]

Schradinger, how did Paige jump out the window without suffering one injury...?

[Punished GN]

... I LOVE COLLAB POSTS, NOTHING MAKES MY DICK HARDER

*Ahem*

We were working on that post all night. The arrangement/formatting for the expedition group might be a little fucked because people were dipping in and out. But the interaction between Shannon and Ben was a little better.

I also enjoyed writing that Jaska post.

[Schradinger]

Mr Allen J said
Schradinger, how did Paige jump out the window without suffering one injury...?

Parkour training combined with the mild physical boost of her absorbed energy and redirection of downward momentum into a forward roll. That and the grass. If it was concrete, it would have been a different story.

EDIT: Just to be clear, the redirection of momentum wasn't a use of her power, just good parkour technique.

[QuietThinker]

Yeah Mark is just going to be on a jog. If a character is outside and feeling lonely, say that they just see a guy running past them.

[AeronFarron]

QuietThinker said
Yeah Mark is just going to be on a jog. If a character is outside and feeling lonely, say that they just see a guy running past them.

Are you still here, Thinker??

[QuietThinker]

Yeup

[Jazzy]

Schradinger said
Parkour training combined with the mild physical boost of her absorbed energy and redirection of downward momentum into a forward roll. That and the grass. If it was concrete, it would have been a different story.EDIT: Just to be clear, the redirection of momentum wasn't a use of her power, just good parkour technique.

No, you're falling three fucking stories. I am sure you've never jumped three stories ever in your life (I'm also fairly sure you've never done parkour either if you even remotely think that's possible), and I'm also very sure that if you did, the last thing going through your mind would be your own ass. I've fallen a maximum of fifteen feet when I did it, and you know what happened? I performed the roll perfectly, but you still need to LAND. I sprained my left ankle and very nearly broke my foot. And I landed on grass. Mild physical boost or not she wont be coming back from a thirty foot fall without huge amounts of internal damage, if she even survives. Not even someone like Henry could do that without potentially hurting himself.

She would have to absorb just about 75% if not more of the energy in order to not die. Do not do this 'good parkour technique' with me. I know it is. I've done it. That doesnt mean it makes you Superman. And superman at seventeen? I am very doubtful that your character would be able to be a 'master of parkour' at that age. Your post reeks of bullshit. Do not do this with me. Because this is basic logic and physics. I'm fine with her falling, but falling that distance and trying to pull that crap isn't going to fly well with me. The only way you could make it even seem realistic would be is she absorbed most of the energy. Not a little, A LOT.

Fix it.

[QuietThinker]

Jazzy said
No, you're falling three fucking stories. I am sure you've never jumped three stories ever in your life (I'm also fairly sure you've never done parkour either if you even remotely think that's possible), and I'm also very sure that if you did, the last thing going through your mind would be your own ass. I've fallen a maximum of fifteen feet when I did it, and you know what happened? I performed the roll perfectly, but you still need to LAND. I sprained my left ankle and very nearly broke my foot. And I landed on grass. Mild physical boost or not she wont be coming back from a thirty foot fall without huge amounts of internal damage, if she even survives. Not even someone like Henry could do that without potentially hurting himself.She would have to absorb just about 75% if not more of the energy in order to not die. Do not do this 'good parkour technique' with me. I know it is. I've done it. That doesnt mean it makes you Superman. And superman at seventeen? I am very doubtful that your character would be able to be a 'master of parkour' at that age. Your post reeks of bullshit. Do not do this with me. Because this is basic logic and physics. I'm fine with her falling, but falling that distance and trying to pull that crap isn't going to fly well with me. The only way you could make it even seem realistic would be is she absorbed most of the energy. Not a little, A LOT.Fix it.

You're saying the truth, but you're being pretty harsh...

[Jazzy]

I apologize for that, I try to be the nice mod, but sometimes outside frustrations leek into my responses. I'm sorry for being harsh.

[Leonerdo]

I think it's funny. #2cents