Men vs. Women Race to 1000

[HaleyTheRandom]

-539.

I level Thirty Haley.

Because my name is Haley.

And this makes no sense.

[WilsonTurner]

-358, I think. Stop trying to skip up two hundred points!

And you do not make any sense, that's true.
Therefore, HAAAAAAX!

[RomanAria]

-359? I'm confused still. again.

[WilsonTurner]

It's -358. Haley's just got memory loss

[HaleyTheRandom]

Do not >.>

I just..

I...

>.>

-359.

[WilsonTurner]

-358

>is smug in my victory

You... what, hmm?
Do not what, huh?

[RomanAria]

-359

[HaleyTheRandom]

-360.

I...

You...

Shut up.

[WilsonTurner]

>is now level smuggs

Call me mistuh smuggs, yeh?

-359

[Leysos]

Wow Haley, you sure showed him!

-358

[WilsonTurner]

-357

She did?
I thought she was doing a rather horri- err, yes! She did!

NINJA'D!

[HaleyTheRandom]

You Hush too!

I can't say everything out loud or you all might force me to the asylums dammit!

-358.

[Leysos]

Whoops, forgot the /s.

-357

[HaleyTheRandom]

-358.

[WilsonTurner]

How 'bout nuuuuuuuuuu
Miss Kittenlover
-357

[HaleyTheRandom]

-339.

Cats are annoying.

Dogs.

Now those are my kind of creatures.

[WilsonTurner]

-357

You're all over the place, aren'tcha? can't be accurate for poop xD

Ah, dogs, yes.
A man's best friend.

Pups are pretty cute too

[HaleyTheRandom]

Let's go with a homo sapiens best friend.

Puppies are amazing.

-358.

[WilsonTurner]

Fiiiiien.
I'll go with homo sapiens, if I can do this again
>smashes ice cream in Haley's face again
'kay.

-357

[HaleyTheRandom]

>Dodges the ice cream this time.

I can do what I want without you doing things. Therefor, no ice cream in my face.

-359.