I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

[Mr_pink]

This is what we all do

[Doivid]

I think you're just a pervert.

[KeysOfKayes]

This is what we all do

@Mr_pink

"Full scene" it says, while blatantly missing chunks and suddenly switching languages.

[Holmishire]

I wear briefs, not boxers, so it is automatically tucked by the act of pulling on my clothes. This may have biased the response I gave you in private, seeing as unlike boxer-men, I have overcome the effects of gravity on my sacred weapon.

[BrobyDDark]

I wear briefs, not boxers,

@Holmishire

Heathen.

[The Nexerus]

Your boyfriend's a fucking weirdo, and he's probably giving his future self severe dick problems.

[Holmishire]

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> Heathen.

@BrobyDDark

I fear not your unholy retribution. Your defeat shall be both brief and most spherical in nature

[Awson]

@Holmishire So you pull on your briefs... Ya don't dodge your wiener... It gets pulled up... And you just leave it there? What's the deal with these upright dong freaks?

[Robeatics]

I know that I strap mine to my ankle along the inside of my pant leg and pray I don't have to run.

[aza]

I know that I strap mine to my ankle along the inside of my pant leg and pray I don't have to run.

@Robeatics

Dayum gurl

[Robeatics]

<Snipped quote by Robeatics> Dayum gurl

@Azarthes

You don't even want to know what happens when a breeze hits.

[Sophistikit]

If my name is to appear in a thread, I want it to be this one.

[Hank]

To everyone that answered the question: Clearly the up-tuck is for people who fear midday boners. Everyone else is confused, not easily boner-fied, or has a micropeen.

@Taaj

This made me consider the possibility that your boyfriend still tucks up his dick as a leftover habit from high school. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.

[NotAMouse]

<Snipped quote by Taaj> This made me consider the possibility that your boyfriend still tucks up his dick as a leftover habit from high school. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.

@Hank

Mahz still tucks his dick up too, apparently. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.

[Hank]

Mahz works in IT. He's special like that.

[Smiral]

I wear briefs, not boxers, so it is automatically tucked by the act of pulling on my clothes. This may have biased the response I gave you in private, seeing as unlike boxer-men, I have overcome the effects of gravity on my sacred weapon.

@Holmishire

Are you 6 years old

[NotAMouse]

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> Are you 6 years old

@Smiral

I vote yes.

[idlehands]

Nothing like Taaj and a discussion about penis to bring everyone out of the woodwork.

[NotAMouse]

Nothing like Taaj and a discussion about penis to bring everyone out of the woodwork.

@idlehands

I don't mind taking all the credit for this endless source fascination and giggles.

[azarhiro]

I just read this entire thing and I can officially say..... THE FUCK