[OOC] Table of Monsters

[The Grey Dust]

Your princess is in another castle.

"Her young majesty currently chooses to reside within another rampart fortification designed to bar ye rabble folk from interrupting her majesty's enjoyment of viewing upon the most fascinating tale told known through the land as the "Game of Thrones""

[Lugia]

It's kinda funny, she ends up literally following along with the rest of the group until we finally take her to the castle... yes, even if we make it to the final boss without first bringing her to the place, she'll gladly just follow along. She... may have been dropped on her head a few times before she got the dress, just saying.

[The Grey Dust]

"Are we there yet?" "Do you see your castle anywhere?" "No." "Then no we are not there yet, now please we are on an important quest to destroy all humans."

[Lugia]

"Well, that quest will surely fail, as I'm indestructible!" "...are you immune to drowning?"

[The Grey Dust]

"I can swim." "She's quite possible a witch then. we should burn her. Or pee on her I heard that works too."

[Eklispe]

Or.... we could cook her

[Lugia]

Too bad the dress also makes her immune to fire.
...
just make sure to tell that to the people of her city so they can throw her out of it, thinking she's a witch... anyone else find it odd that they think witchcraft is dangerous when magic is fairly common in this universe?

[Eklispe]

but witchcraft is eviiiiiiiilllllllll!!!!

[Lugia]

Anyways, I think we still need Ridlins and Kabling to post.
Or maybe just Kabling, I dunno sometimes.

[The Grey Dust]

Too bad the dress also makes her immune to fire.
...
just make sure to tell that to the people of her city so they can throw her out of it, thinking she's a witch... anyone else find it odd that they think witchcraft is dangerous when magic is fairly common in this universe?

@Lugia

Our logic is infallible. You have no grounds to question our reasoning. Now, stand aside as we proceed to weigh the woman against the mass of this duck. if she weighs less than the duck, she must float, and as such cannot drown and thus must be made of wood because she floats. Thus she is a witch and highly flammable. Thus using supreme deduction, we have concluded she is a witch and must be burned.

If not we get to call her names regarding her weight which clearly outweighs a standard medieval fantasy duck. And as such will be considered unattractive for the female stereotype of this genre and will be unwanted to befit the female human adventurer role in our party.

[Lugia]

@The Grey Dust, I am suing you for my necromancer fees. I had to be revived, 'cause that joke was so funny it literally killed me.

[The Grey Dust]

@The Grey Dust, I am suing you for my necromancer 7. I had to be revived, 'cause that joke was so funny it literally killed me.

@Lugia

Here is 1500 pokedollars good for one revive. I don't believe you died. Merely fainted. Because pokemon.

[Lugia]

Unfortunately, I did die. The game was in Nuzlocke mode.

[The Grey Dust]

-narrows eyes- you win this time... Here have a resurrection scroll... Use it upon your death to revive yourself...

[Lugia]

Thanks, but the necromancer only charged me 1500 pokedollars, anyways.

[Lugia]

Hey, @The Grey Dust, @Evanist, @Eklispe, do any of you think you can post?

[The Grey Dust]

Well I needed to work to get those 1500 pokedollars back... I play low stakes pokemon battles, so we only stake 10 pokedollars at a time...
Oh and also the posting order suggests I have the last word now <_>.

[Lugia]

Well, I don't really care too much about post order, just so long as nobody's left too far behind, so you can post once you've worked off your debt.

[The Grey Dust]

Well unfortunately my missingno fainted and I can't seem to find a center that will help me.

[Lugia]

Wait... do you have a single nugget?