You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[Sprokkelhout]

You seem awfully cheerful for the situation we're in.

[Eisenhorn]

Well, I'm sure once we get to the police station the Inquisition will get this sorted out. Doubt the cops like you smoking in their squad car though.

[Erklings25]

I bet it's your fault were here! A, your a skull and B, I would never do anything like that!

[Sprokkelhout]

You can object later, when they're going to interrogate us.

(Fuck, this thread really makes me want to do an rp in which something like this eventually happens)

[HaleyTheRandom]

Do you happen to have an extra cigarette by any chance?

[TommyToledo]

Goth girls like you wouldn't last a minute in the big house. Good luck girly, you're going to need it.

[HaleyTheRandom]

Says the one with the ski mask. Trust me sugar, appearances can be deceiving.

[Eisenhorn]

Never underestimate a goth chick, seen that backfire personally >_>

[TommyToledo]

So uhh, can't you get us off this craphole and onto your craphole ship? You are an inquisitor after all.

[HaleyTheRandom]

I highly doubt his ship is a shit hole. However, I will throw you into one.

[Eisenhorn]

EDIT: You are such a clever girl, slipping in right before I get a post off, second time I've redacted a statement!

[Sypherkhode822]

(MFW, this is a giant cop car)

[CreedTheChimera]

...What the hell are you?
...
Can I pet you?

[RaeZerg]

Hmm, last guy here must of left this album here....mine now.

[Sypherkhode822]

Well shit, I guess looking like an abomination against all things good and holy is a punishable crime now.

[Eisenhorn]

Its a bird....with a party hat....what kind of warp spawned madness is the back of this squad car?

[HaleyTheRandom]

I have no idea, but it's starting to get crowded back here. And that bird looks tasty. Plus, I'm hungry.

[Cat]

I can barely see you against the purple abyss of a background.

[Eisenhorn]

And that is a daemon spawn of a cat. Probably about to eat that bird, might want to hurry up if you plan to Haley.

[Cat]

Me? A daemon? That's a bit pot called the kettle black.

As for I, I wouldn't dare lay a finger on the bird... but cats don't have fingers, so yeah.