You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[AlteredTundra]

"You'd be surprised. Like, I once knew this one prince who abused a prostitute with some bedpost thing because it got him off. What a fucking jerk."

[Billsomething]

How do you know it wasn't just an S&M relationship?

[HaleyTheRandom]

"Could have been. Who knows. But, hey, to each his own."

[Unfortunately]

Hey, buddy.
You look a bit... off.

What? Don't look at me like I have 3 heads.

[ArenaSnow]

Do you grow a new head if you lose the one you have?

[Leysos]

I wonder how much mana I can recover if I eat this.

[Unfortunately]

Aww, why are you looking at me like that?

Is it because you want me to suffer?

[ArenaSnow]

Flowers don't have suffer nerves. A scientist I sucked in some 6 centuries ago told me so.

[Unfortunately]

Interestingly, that same scientist has also managed to contradict that by creating a flower that can suffer. And here I am.

Good thing you were born with the idea of suffering.

[Leysos]

I don't know why, but you make me feel extremely uncomfortable for one whole frame.

[HHShetland]

That headband isn't very good at holding back your bleached hair. Looks like another refund is in order for you.

Also, myeh, if the next person just says 'what are you' or something, myeh, then I'll have to sic nuke-toting cat men on you. Myeh. :V

[ArenaSnow]

What portal did you come from?

[Z2010Deadmeat]

Don't tell me I have to go through this portal to stop the evil future superman.

[TheSage]

Nanananananananananana Batma....REMOVE KEBAB

[AlteredTundra]

"Oh hey, do you know The Rains of Castamere? I hear that song is so good that it'll kill you with epicness."

[Unfortunately]

I can give you a fair share of my friendliness pellets.

[null123]

A smiling flower? I have met worse.

[WilsonTurner]

Annnnnnd a duck. What the hell did a duck do to end up in here? Quack at the wrong time?

[HaleyTheRandom]

"Never trust a duck."

[TheSage]

Never trust a dragon either.
For if you do, you might just end up burned.