GAME: Crush A Wish

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now we won because we eventually killed the aliens by killing our planet. We also died shortly after. THE END!

I wish for DK to come into my room and smash a barrel over my head, killing me instantly.

[Vesuvius00]

granted. unfortunately DK confused your neighbor's house for yours and they died instead.

I wish for everyone in the world to be able to understand and speak all languages.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but the sudden surge of information is too much for everyone to handle and they all go brain dead.

I wish for the smooth legs I always wanted

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, your legs are completely smooth, except for one stray hair that always grows back within a day and will bug you forever.

I wish for the ability to talk to felines.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but they are always super sassy and condescending to you.

I wish for cats to rule the world once again

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, Cats now rule the world. However, they are easily bribed with catnip and soon the government becomes super corrupt, wars erupt, and the world is thrown into anarchy.

I wish for the power to shapeshift at will with no limitations.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but one day you transform into an animal, lose the ability to think logically, forget you have shape-shifting powers and live forever as a bug until someone kills you.

I wish for Dobby to be free

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. With his freedom he also gains courage, and eventually managed to conquer the whole wizarding world with Voldemort as his right-hand man. congrats on your freedom dobby, but doesn't anyone else get to be free too?

I wish for the ability to talk to animals, but only when those animals have nice things to say.

[Eklispe]

Granted but they never talk to you because they never have nice things to say.

I wish I had a tame wolf

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. Even though it's clearly a wolf however, everyone just says you have a "cool dog" and keep comparing it to a chihuahua or a pomeranian or something.

I wish for the saying "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" to become an unbreakable law of reality so everyone on earth could only ever say nice things.

[Alisma]

Granted, but grumpy cat comes along and says "If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all". This also becomes an unbreakable law of reality, so no one is able to talk or communic-

Grumpy Cat

I wish for the ability to talk again.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, but only you regain the ability to speak and so now you have no one to talk to.

I wish for humans to have the ability to communicate telepathically with their friends.

[Eklispe]

Granted but it causes mind-numbing pain that KO's them after more than one word.

I wish I never got hungry.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you never get, or feel hungry. But your body will soon die of malnourishment without you even knowing it.

I wish to never have to poop ever again

[Vesuvius00]

granted. you die of an excess of metals and waste in your system because you never felt you had to poop, but you still needed to.

I wish for absolute silence for once.

[The Grey Dust]

Granted. You are now Deaf.

I wish to corrupt my own Wish.

[Witch Cat]

Granted. You corrupt your wish to such an extreme, that it goes totally against what you want.

I wish for an infinite subscription to every MMO

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, every computer or device you touch now suddenly explodes whenever you try to play them though.

I wish for the genie to wish for the same wish as me.

[Majoraa]

Granted, it causes a paradox where everyone is a pinecone.

I wish for nothing.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you delete the universe and every other universe. Now there is only Nothing.

I wish for a bath in crushed strawberries.