Clirkus

I'm not much into fashion

Any other color jeans are acceptable but not blue. Unless you're a farmer, in which case: go back to ur farm and change into something not awful.

Humans are Insane

You notice how in stories aliums always thinks humans are either amazing or pure shit. What if aliums came to earth and they were just like 'well they're flawwed but they seem to rly try, let's not judge them too harshly'

That would be kinda nice tbh, to not feel judged by some extraterrestrial lifeform for not living up to some contrived moral standard.

@Doivid

You can't make a "top 10 box office" movie out of that tho

As an adult, I realize I have only 2 fears:

@Doivid pretty good. I've been living in Charleston for like a year now and somehow managed to keep both myself and my dog alive. I'm broke as fuck right now because I apparently don't know how to save money anymore. Still single and shit at dating. But hey, I've got some good friends here, I've integrated myself into the local punk scene, and I've grown a pretty sick Mohawk so I'd say that overall life is pretty good.

Dragonborn vs. Eragon and Saphira

I'm not a gambling man but if I was I'd put my money on the Nord.

Humans are Insane

That we cut open our fellow humans, remove organs, and replace them with the organs of another deceased human.

Transplants are barbaric as fuck the more you think about them.

As an adult, I realize I have only 2 fears:

1. Being late for something important.

2. Being sunburned.

What are you afraid of?

I'm not much into fashion

I don't associate with people who wear blue jeans.

I got fired for the first time in my life (Adventures in Charleston, S.C.)

You got a new job in four days? Trump must be a genius

@KnightShade

No, I had already been training at this job before I got fired. The timing was acrually perfect because I had just finished my training. The transition could not have been smoother.

Also, hushpuppies are now a major part of my diet.

I got fired for the first time in my life (Adventures in Charleston, S.C.)

Update: So far I love the new job. Waaay better service quality and extremely refreshing to gave managers who actually give a shit about you and your tables. It's a more expensive place too, so the money is a lot better. I'm honestly so happy. Getting fired from that cancerous place was the best thing that ever happened to me.

People in Charleston are either racist, junkies, just plain crazy, or all of the above

So, did you get your free drinks?

@Dinh AaronMk

No I did not