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1 Oct 2016 14:09
Current 'cholp cholp cholp URRMG. This If Fmafhing...'
18 Mar 2016 20:47
Am I Not Pretty Enough?
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4 Nov 2015 21:59
Aw geez, here we go again
29 Sep 2015 21:17
Krysten Ritter is my spirit animal.
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27 Aug 2015 18:55


Suppose I should finally write something here:

Hi I'm Mat, recent history graduate from the great university of Hull (Oxford's a complete dump). I want to teach English in China next, so I spend my days studying for that, or researching people from WW1 for the local museum. Do cross country running, and want to get into rock climbing. Spends far too much time on Grindr :/

Guess that's all.

You can go read my posts now I guess, don't judge me too harshly...

Most Recent Posts

Modern Spam is a good argument for McCarthyism
In "So, Aaron... 27 Mar 2017 21:20 Forum: Spam Forum
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TFW when you think PC censorship is wrong because racist jokes hold society together, but you also kind of want to ban flowers because you're a Freudian nightmare.
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Fine, I'll cook you this in your honor.

Oh hey I have all the spices to make a curry. Let's make a toothless fucking soup instead because I'm a monster
He must be a lazy fuck, which I can empathize with.

Some days, you just don't feel like cooking an actual meal.

Who cooks a full meal for lunch?
In But Spam... 16 Mar 2017 19:41 Forum: Spam Forum
Pretty much anything a human does is arguably human nature, appealing to it in any way is absurd.
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