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19 days ago
Current Shout out to tomatoes. The most real fruit.
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1 mo ago
Here's a cautionary tale, always be there for your friends. If not maybe they might disappear, they should hear at least once a day they mean a lot to you.
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1 mo ago
Depression is a bitch.
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1 mo ago
*laser eyes* NAY BEGONE, GREYHAWK IS BETTER
1 mo ago
Pathfinder > Dungeons and Dragons
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@XxFellsingxX yes kill the other orc, no matter how much we shouldn't there should only be one orc. 😈
Well I assume Gorgash has enough hp
How far above would Gorgash be at this point? Also I'm guessing his back is against the ceiling (if so, what I'm about to do might have some real bad consequences but I'm kinda willing to go with it)


Bad decisions yippee
It's a shame Hammerhand didn't get to finish what he was saying, I was trying to have him mention Nanna >:[
This should be fun
HAMMERHAND

"Yer fuckin' fortunate that you didn't split a hair on the ladies ed' you little brat!" the orc loomed over the boy, the gall on this little shit to attack someone who had nothing to do with the quarrel pissed Hammerhand off.

"I'd ave' broken every itty bitty bone in your body you little shit, tha' fact you piss your britches the second someone says one fing about you shows you ain't deservin' of any respect and the skins you wear are disgustin' excuses for trophies. You better get the fuck out of my sight YOU USELESS EXCUSE FOR A WARRIOR." the orc yelled, practically breathing down the kids neck.


Realizing he let himself lost his temper the orc gruffly sighed, rolling his shoulder but watching the boy intently as if waiting for him to attack again "Oi shut yer fuckin gab, I know wot I'm doing."

Hammerhand snapped at the innkeeper with a huff before regarding Gorgash with a snarl "An' the rock eds' got a point maybe ye should run back teh the hag? Or maybe ye should go ask yer ponce god wot to do? Scratch yer ass maybe? Kill a few humies in the name o' 'honor' sure is honorable gettin' a child to fight for yeh your as worse a excuse an orc as me."

Mocking his kin, his former God and so called traditions, Hammerhand couldn't help but belt out a loud and boisterous laugh at Gorgash and Max the Bad Seed finding both of them not worth his time, both were poor excuses for warriors in the fallen chieftains eyes.
No wait it's me, but I'll wait if it's important that Max doesn't make the save.
<Snipped quote by XxFellsingxX>

Pretty much. His tolerance for people's shenanigans is rather limited, least those that are not close companions.


Makes sense, at this point Gorgash has shown to be a jackass. Is it the innkeeps turn now?
Come on rush let us kill each other. πŸ˜‚
The party when Max attempts to attack Hammerhead: This'll be fun
The party when Max attempts to attack Cascade: And I took that personally


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