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1 yr ago
Current "Is this a joke? What, you think--You think I can't deal with a CAT?"
3 yrs ago
"You're a slave to history."
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3 yrs ago
"He was infuriated to see Jinguuji-san eating with another man."
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4 yrs ago
"When you get to the point where you can laugh at your mistakes, you'll find new things to replace what you lost."
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5 yrs ago
"Damn stupid sun, making it morning whenever it wants even though I'm sleepy. Who does it think it is? Doesn't it know it has me to thank for its continued existence? "
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You showed up.

One way or another, you've arrived at my profile. You've taken a wrong turn in an alleyway because you didn't pay enough attention to your map. You've heard of something cool and new and thought maybe you'd see what all the fuss is about? Or maybe it is that you noticed like me updating my status or were lurking through an RP or something I am in and just kinda clicked my profile, that happens too. Regardless, you'll come to learn that your actions have consequences. Not this one since you can always just, like, leave.

I have a few names and I don't mind being called whatever you fancy at that given time. KingofTheSpectrum, FamishedPants, ChadChadlainn. Any derivative of these is fine as well. Most tend to use Pants, however. I'm nearing my thirties and enjoy games, anime, V-tubers, and visual novels. You can find my still-obsolete list here as it contains everything important on it.

As for games particularly, I am a huge fan of Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Nier and its sequel, FFXIV, and recently, Project Wingman.I tend to lean towards shooters and action games, but I have also wasted 8+ years on League of Legends. I think the only games I tend to avoid are card games and sports games, but there can always be exceptions.

For anime, I tend to watch whatever looks entertaining. It doesn't have to be good. I've seen a lot of the generic, poor-quality isekai harems that are out there. It's difficult to remember what I actually genuinely like, but Chaika the Coffin Princess comes to mind, as well as FMA: Brotherhood. I'm currently enjoying Tokyo Revengers.

I've read my fair share of visual novels, as my list would tell you. I can't recommend going through Muv Luv Extra/Unlimited, then playing Alternative enough! Big fan of Rance, Grisaia no Kajitsu, and Demonbane as well. I could probably go on and on about them, but I'll stop here.

Also, fuck you, Broken.

Most Recent Posts

@Lady Athena@Lucius Cypher

Posted my app in the proper topic, though because I did not fully get to play out my thing I just thought of a unique God Item and added a few skills (Two just being traits he got by being a thug in his past life). I will wait for an okay before posting.
@Zelosse

You can try to rob Julius once he is allowed to spawn into the world. Might not go so well, what with him being broke. But hey, what could go wrong?
@Ryougu
It's okay, I'll be starting a new playthrough very soon so it won't restrict me for very long. Besides, she's probably dead after I stabbed her in the skull, so there are no chains on me.

@Lucius Cypher
I would love to engage in some jolly cooperation, but alas I appear to be one of few who own naught but the box of x. :C
@Lady Athena

I shall await a PM then, when you've got the time. For now I must go get married!

Man, getting married nowadays is rough! Nobody ever told me I needed to murder my spouses' crazed best friend and then stab her in the head. Could've sworn marriage was a bit less metal than that, but I'm no expert in these things. Wish me luck, everybody!


Fear not, I descend to bring... an incomplete character! Haha! I hope we're not oversaturated in humans by this point? I need to figure out just what kind of stuff to give Julius as far as skills go so I hope what I've written so far is acceptable.
Heinrich Ford



"I'll fight, even if I don't know how."





Due to his previous nature as a NEET, Heinrich Ford found it difficult to speak to others. This was because his favorite things to talk about did not exist in this fantasy land. How could one speak about video games and anime to others who did not even know what that was? Hell, it was hard enough back on Earth because most casuals thought lesser of him for enjoying it.

Needless to say, he was not the most talkative during the trip. He remained reactionary for the most part, only speaking when spoken to. Even then, everything was short and concise, with little room for small talk. To the unknowing onlooker, he likely came off as cold and uncaring. But that was the best he could do. If his curse allowed him to make a complete idiot of himself, he very well would have.

Darn, being sociable is tough.

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I'm not too confident about my positioning or my purpose.

Heinrich could admit, at least mentally, that he was at a loss. Things were happening so fast to him. He was marching beside the wagon one moment and in the next there were man-eating rabbits. He also wasn't sure how to feel about this, but everybody else seemed to know their place. He felt did not want to be dead weight, so he had to do something too!

At the current moment, Heinrich had access to only a small dagger for personal protection. Being unskilled with it, he was not going to be a very big threat, but if he could just carry his own weight...!

He had almost decided to be the frontline for Avery, who seemed to be their ranged DPS, but Vesta had that covered. Instead, Ford made an attempt to slash at a few of the rabbits trying to surround the two strangers. He then made more attempts. These rabbits were swift and he was had no experience, so he missed a lot. But the point was to draw them towards him so that there was less of a chance the other two men would be surrounded. Heinrich was aware that he should be the one hiding, but he always preferred to play the tank or fighter.

That said, Heinrich was not exactly equipped to tank hits. In fact, "equipped" was a strong word to use to describe him right now. But because he was wearing very little and he had joined the battle, some of the rabbits had decided to target him. At least he got the aggro part right? Heinrich was a bit frightened at the sudden hostile attention, but attempted to prepare himself for the fight ahead. He took a stance that betrayed his inexperience.

Then, one flung itself towards his face while others attacked his feet, as the others seemed to be doing. A simple yet effective strategy. Luckily, the one going for his face wasn't too quick for him to swat at of the air with a powerful backhand. He stomped on one, and tried to kick another, forcing it to retreat for a moment's respite.

Or so he thought.

As he looked up from the grassy floor, he noticed too late that there were more darting through the air. Would they reach his throat and tear it out? What a pitiful way to go....

Aleph Banton



"Here's how it's done!"




It would seem as though Aleph and Alexander were to receive some needed help in the form of some girl with a staff, and... others. It was very frustrating to have to deal with these quick foes. They were small, too, so it was difficult to catch them in the grass until they were all but upon you. The best thing to do in this case was to play defensively, and let them come to him. And that's exactly what Aleph did.

What proved to be even more irritating was that these rabbits weren't stupid. Rather than mindlessly flinging themselves to their doom, some were used as distractions while others went for his legs. Aleph chopped the rabbits mid-air in half, but suffered small bites from the others on the upper part of his leg. He could only be thankful that he had good boots on to protect his ankles.

Aleph made it a point to cautiously retreat while he cut, slashed, and kicked any bunny attacking him. As Vesta made her appearance, he got some slack as rabbits attempted to hide from or attack her.

Banton looked over. A small distance away stood an oversized, underdressed man. He was desperately trying to hit the mabeasts but failed quite miserably. Under normal circumstances, Aleph would not interact with such an odd individual, but he was in trouble. This looked like a job for a Hero!

Heinrich Ford





"Not while I draw breath!"

The ending of Heinrich's life... was postponed.

Heinrich Ford was not able to immediately recognize what had happened. For a moment, he had thought his vision was now failing him. But instead of black, like he expected, it was all brown. This strange visual mystery had been solved as soon as he took a step back.

The brown he saw was merely The Hero's hair.

In an instant, the mabeasts met their end at the hand of one of the stranger's he had attempted to help. It was a bit shameful to be saved by the one you were saving, but at least he was alive.

"Thank you." Heinrich said.

The man before him did not turn around. It was true that there weren't as many rabid rabbits as before, yes. But letting your guard down here was not likely to be a good idea. At least, that was Heinrich's assumption for the man's reasoning.

"I'm only doing what's expected of a Hero. There's no need to thank me." the man said. Heinrich both appreciated and admired a person like that, even if the man sounded odd. A hero? Was there even such a thing?

Aleph Banton





Aleph had reached the man in time, effortlessly disposing of his attackers. His work was now finished. But there was one pressing matter on Aleph's mind as he began to return to the frontline.

Damn, I hope I looked cool.
There will be a post in the near future by myself. You may soon rejoice.
Aleph Banton



"Did ya miss me?"





Perhaps what he had needed was time. Aleph Banton was initially unable to find that spark in his mind that set him off, that let loose the delusional, wannabe hero. He was incapable of letting his mind run wild with preposterous ideas that might get him into trouble. He simply could not be Aleph Banton, THE Hero. But that began to change a few days into their trip. The transformation from worthless waste of flesh into irresponsibly-arrogant and delusional was about as subtle as a honey badger tearing a cobra apart. Whereas he was quiet the first few days, Aleph became much more responsive in the later half of the trip, until he had returned even better than ever, much to perhaps everybody's dismay.

It no longer mattered what had happened to him. He was sure all those negative thoughts were merely a slump he had gotten over and never had to look back on. Fear of death? A hero? Ha! Even if he died, he would not stay dead because a Hero does not stop until his job is finished. And right now? Henry Ford is out there somewhere, causing problems for the innocent!

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Thankfully, it did not seem as though he had to twiddle his thumbs and wait for action, as but mere moments after they had arrived in the village, they were under attack. Aleph did have to admit he was not expecting rabbits with a taste for flesh, but then again, who did? To make matters worse, they were easily hidden in the tall grass that filled the surrounding area. As much as it might pain anybody to admit, the fight with these rabbits wasn't going to be the easiest thing in the world.

Good thing they had The Hero on their side.

"Fwahaha! I, Aleph Banton, descend!" he declared heroically as he hopped out of wagon and into the fray.

Brandishing his weapon, Aleph, like the rest of the people who had come with him, began to fight the rabbits as best he could while spreading out just a bit away from Firebelly and his immediate company were. Beside him was Alexander, a man he had initially met while he was with Olly. It was not a pleasant first impression either of them left on each other, but no particular bad blood seemed to remain between them so Aleph was willing to pretend like nothing happened in the first place. More importantly, this particular man seemed to be relatively accurate in his attempts at cutting down these rabbits. Was there some kind of magic or trick he was using?

As he was wondering this, he was snapped out of thought by Duncan doing something that was either really ingenious, or really pointless. Either way, it would have to wait as Aleph found there were a fair amount of these rabbits attacking him and Alexander. Aleph had to wait until they attempted to attack him before he could reliably get his own hits in, what with them darting around the place.

@Lunarlors34 She rolled a 7 and ended up turning into a dragon instead of a slug.

Or would you believe that I had to kill a bunch of people for Lucy, and buy Liferusher a Nintendo switch?

Or would you believe that I convinced Zel to do me a solid and blow all of the gms and asked them to do me a favor and allow me to be a dragon?

If you don't believe that shit then I'll tell you that I just went to theses mother fucker's discord dropped, hey can I be a dragon and they pretty much said yeah sure. But now Zin's bust is too big to fit armor, buuuuuuuuut she can now live like a real humanoid dragon.


Hey the only person allowed to blow the GMs is me. I'll fucking fight you, dood.

Also Girl_Turning_Into_Dragon and Breast_Expansion are my two most-searched tags aside from Ulting_the_Villain_as_Garen and Live_Action_Jojo_Openings.

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