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@Dervish gotta love those parallels to world history.

Also, i know its not, but Im just imagining Long john silver from Treasure Planet. Note to self make cyborg porate for later RP.
@The 42nd Gecko TBH never actually played a big guy in D&D I stick to rangers and druids... and this one really out there barbarian.
@The 42nd Gecko There is a giant hammer sitting next to Jaege. I don't think Noi would mind him using it.
NOI


Noi wasn’t entirely sure why his optical receivers were disabled. One moment he was looking at the Hylian and now it was utter darkness. His head jerked upwards. Again it was pulled up for a brief moment. Noi was confused, to say the least. Was his entire sensory array malfunctioning? He could not identify the source. At most he had some thermal readings from behind him. Out of ideas Noi attempted to open and remove his helm but found his arm unable to reach. Something had surrounded his head. It was soft and made a bizarre sound when he prodded it.

He dug his metal fingers into it and wrenched it off. Noi found he had grabbed one of the floating hands by the pinky. It flailed trying to break free, but it didn’t have the strength to. While it seemed normal for them to carry off a person they were never prepared for something like Noi. It was only barely able to scratch at Noi’s chest plate by fully extending its fingers, but even then the metal coat wasn’t damaged. Noi tightened his grip until there was an audible crack. The hand spazzed even more desperate to get free.

β€œThis little digit went to the bazaar.”

Noi grabbed another finger with his open hand and broke it. β€œThis little digit stayed home.”

Then the next, β€œThis little digit had fresh oil.”

And the third, β€œThis little digit had none.”

He grabbed the thumb and with a brutal force tore it from the hand, β€œThis little digit went we-we-we all the way home.”

The hand writhed and died quickly after that. Even in the heat of battle, his memories were both lucid and fading. He had heard the rhyme back in the workshops. When new brothers were built and their hands made. Why did they come and go so frivolously?
So you remember those memory problems with Noi? Those are gonna start coming up more.

EDIT: Side note beat BOTW.
Sorry if I'm a bit slow to posting I FINALLY found a copy of BOTW. ;P I promise no spoilers. Also I probably will be just fine on postings.

@DearTrickster Or ya know Noi just stuffs her in his pocket. I'm afraid that if she was on a leash Noi would use her as a grappling hook.
@Dervish Id never do that to your character. Id just destroy all his books to make him suffer.
@DearTrickster Silence. I'm not even letting this go anywhere close to spoilers.
Only thing i cant stand right now is not owning BOTW.
@Dervish The wild Parsnip. I kid ye not.
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