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6 mos ago
Current Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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3 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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4 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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4 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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6 yrs ago
The status bar serves one of three purposes. You can be pretentious, you can tell people about your personal problems, or you can be a smartass.
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Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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The smoke around Jenso dispersed for a few moments, but immediately sunk towards him again, flooding the air that was cleared in a second. Gib rose his giant arms immediately after Jeff gathered nearly all of the smoke near him and launched it forward, and stopped the incoming smoke in its tracks, tanking the air blast head on and receiving minimal damage. Upon closer inspection, it seemed that his metal boots had anchored him to the ground with two clamp-like devices. Afterwards, Gib spread his arms and dispersed the smoke again, covering the battle field once more. But Jeff's sticky grenade latched to the bottom of one of his legs without him even noticing. Jip on the other hand, was backing away and picking out his next gun carefully.

"Hah, you can't stop my poisonous smog array-"

"P.S.A. for short, kiddies! And as a public service announcement, back to Gib!" Jip cut in abruptly. Gib paused and angrily groaned at Jip's inappropriate attempt at comedy.

"My PSA is a collection of millions of tiny bio-organic Nano machines. They're controlled by arcane magnets, so that they'll always return to a position relative to where I'm standing, no matter what. They're also rather effective at clogging one's airways and draining their arcane energy," Gib finished explaining. "Don't you feel it?"

It was as he said, Jeff and Jenso were beginning to feel the effects of the nano machines. Their arcane energy was being pulled away. Soon enough, their breathing would get heavier, and eventually, they would faint from exhaustion. Gib's giant masked face leaned forwards.

"Keep them off of me, Jip," He grunted. Jip nodded and pulled out two pistols. His icey blast had dissipated by now, but he had plenty more where that came from.

"You're gonna die!" Jip shrieked happily.



~ End Of Chapter 76 ~

"And then he took off his shirt and the audience was like damn he's got like 16 abs"
Gib stood resolute as his spiked arm slammed into the ground and dented the steel floor. Suddenly, as Jenso began circling him, his armor clicked open around his torso to reveal several air jets. He lifted his spiked arm, retracted the spikes, and flexed his body, expelling a massive amount of purple smoke the covered the entire battlefield, far enough that even Jeff was within range. Jenso's running did nothing to disperse the smoke, and Jeff's wind scythes, while passing through it, didn't affect it all that much either. Jip rolled out of the way of Jeff's twin attacks and drew another pistol. This one was slightly different from the rest, with black lining along its barrel. He fired it at the slower-moving plasma ball behind Jeff, and struck it dead-on. The plasma ball exploded, expanding violently without pushing the purple smoke around. It began firing plasma orbs out in random directions, as well as creating a slowly expanding cold area that crept towards Jeff.
Verdict on sexual content? I prefer that it be taken to PMs if absolutely neccessry, I don't pArticularly enjoy reading smutty stuff at all. And themes like rape and graphic torture? Yay or nay, regardless of subtlety?
Gib tried to turn, but his slow, clunky body made it impossible for him to keep up with Jenso. As Jenso struck his armour however, something strange happened. his fist left a melted imprint, and the processed material cracked open, releasing a purple smoke that sprayed Jenso right in the face, and spread out explosively. Gib turned to Jenso, albeit on one knee due to Jenso's attack, and swung his bulbous, poppeye-sized metal right forearm at him. Spikes sprouted out around his robotic wrist like a bracelet of death as well, aimed to impale Jenso's left shoulder.

Jeff's stolen weapon fired an electrical round, but Jip was ready for it, and drew a second gun, firing an earthy round into it to cancel it out. Rock scattered away from the impact, and Jip put his guns away, drawing two more. He fired them both, fusing the bullets together in midair, and creating an Icey ball of plasma that rapidly heated and cooled the air as it headed for Jeff.
"Careful, Jip," The larger man wheezed, suddenly reaching out from under his cloak with a giant robotic arm, and pulling him out of the the path of Jenso's fire ball. It passed by and crashed into one of the Ordo gate's poles, melting away a fair layer of its iron. Jeff's grappling hook was agile enough to snatch Jip's weapons as he flew through the air, but his larger friend immediately stood up, revealing that his lower body was entirely covered in robotic enhancements. His torso was a giant spherical tank and his legs back backwards at the knee, holding him several feet off the ground. Jip was released and landed nearby on one hand and both feet, with his knees bent slightly.

"Awright, Gib. Let's shut these kids down," Jip said quietly, drawing another thin pistol from his belt. It seemed like he had several guns, all identical, around his torso. At least 6 were left, but what in the world was he doing with those? He didn't stop and immediately fired at Jeff, launching a firey bullet towards him from the barrel of his gun.
I'll probably refrain from offering suggestions as I am terrible at naming things.
"Sera only has 4 men working for him in Techno," the larger, masked man wheezed through a speaking device implanted in his armor. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that his body was large, rounded, and covered in vents that ported air into the inner workings. It was mostly covered in a cloak, however, hiding his frame from a better view. The other man looked at Jenso through his high tech goggles and grunted.

"And you two aint exactly quantifyin' as elves," He spat. His ears were pointed, and his frame was lithe. "Do you think we're stupid?" He barked, drawing a long, thin gun from his holster.
I feel like having Kit lead a purist guild of Common-Felina and aptly naming them Cats.

They do interpretive dance on weekends.
Yay, finally :')
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