Vilageidiotx

Bluntness can be very useful

It can be effective against an opponent who's armor protects them from slashing damage.

The Fourth Horseman Came

And then this happened.

@Dinh AaronMk

That happened to a restaurant around during the summer, but the place was so small that the building literally just collapsed on top of the car.

Incomprehensible brilliance and idiocy

o from the title i thought this was going to be a thread about me

Is it normal to pop a boner whenever a cute girl is polite to you?

One guy who asked me for directions had a boner in the middle of our conversation and I found it a little flattering and we ended up laughing it off

@KimmiNinja

he shoulda used it to give directions.

"Take a left there" *hip thrust to the left*, "Go straight for three blocks" *hip thrust forward three times*

"You're acting overly defensive."

i am not!

The Fourth Horseman Came

... Meanwhile:

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@Dinh AaronMk

Shits unplowed. You could be a badass at driving in the snow and still get your ass whooped by an unplowed hill if you don't have four wheel drive.

I guess is makes sense, if you live in a place where it never snows, the county and city aren't going to pay for snowplows and a warehouse full of salt and sand. Still, without that shit you better just shut down the area for a day and let the sun take care of it.

Though you gotta wonder how many people there just saw the car on fire and decided to stop.

Hunger Games: THE SPAM BOWL: End of the Year Championship Round

Putin has been killed, David Bowie was murdered by an identity-confused Rodrigo Duterte, and the Chapatrap has no clothes. We start today's round of games with 13 living tributes. By the end of this post, only six will still draw breath.



Bowser, his e-mail compromised, spends the fifth night whittling javelins and planning his revenge.

Chapa, naked and afraid, proves no match for Rodrigo Duterte with his gun and sword. Still, Rodrigo stays his weapons and instead resorts to cucking Chapa. I honestly don't know what that word means anymore, so I certainly don't know what it means in this context.

A Waifu, having thus far spent the games chasing love and sneaking peeps at bathing men, comes out swinging and kills Birdie Sanders. Birdie spent the early game perpetually wounding himself, but he become impressive in the mid-game where he burned Trump to death and received an official Dicks Out.

Shoryu seemed to be doing well when he conquered the Cornucopia, but his behavior since the conquest has been uneventful. First he caught fish he didn't need, now he fails to climb a tree, not only breaking his neck, but Leonardo's too. The last thing Leonardo was thinking about before he was smashed by a falling Shoryu was no doubt Clocktower Echoes.

Shifty, having explored the arena, finds a place overrun with bats. He fights them off though, claiming a previously unexplored place in the arena as his own.

Jill Stein, after seeing the Basket of Deplorables kill Putin and shout a fearsome battle cry, falls in love, and convinces the Deplorables to reciprocate the relationship.

Prince follows Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton into the drowning lake. You'd think a man capable of seeing into the future would know how to avoid such a simple death. But maybe he had not reason to avoid it at all, and seeing into 2017 he chose to take his own life in the most comfortable way he could think.

CNN, having sued Kellog, gets cornered by the government for tax fraud. Is this revenge, or did the lawsuit show discrepancies worthy of an audit?

Clocktower Echoes receives food from an unknown sponsor. Probably the now dead Leonardo DiCaprio doing his version of that movie where Patrick Swayze is a ghost trying to use Whoopie Goldberg to bang a Demi Moore.



Clocktower Echoes avenges David Bowie and Chapatrap by killing Rodrigo Duterte. Clocktower is getting brutal, having just killed Betty White the day before. What would Leonardo DiCaprio say about this?

Bowser, a hand full of javelins, joins the class-action suit against Kellog.

A Waifu, the little birdie blood of Birdie Sanders dripping from her sickle, builds a shack to store Birdie as a trophy and prepare for the late game, where he newfound capacity for violence makes her a serious candidate.

"Dicks our for Jill Stein" is the new battlecry of the Basket of Deplorables.

Shifty shows us how he fought off the bats, with his shifty bow and shifty arrows.

Maybe not all was good in paradise. After cuddling with Jill Stein for one night, the Deplorables make a sudden desperate attempt to climb out of the arena. They fail and die.

CNN goes looking for corners of the arena where the IRS are not.



We lose a few potential power players today. Though it shouldn't be a surprise that Chapa died after he burned all his clothes and had all his weapons stolen, there are some impressive names here. Rodrigo, despite being delusional, was well armed and on a succesful war path. The Deplorables, having killed Putin of all people, looked like a real contender right up until the moment they kill themselves escaping the tender grasp of Jill Stein. Shoryu conquered the Cornucopia, only to die in an accident falling out of a tree, meaning the Cornucopia itself, having first been held by Hitler, then by Boris Johnson, then by Shoryu, now lays abandoned. And Prince? He could see into the future, but he's still dead all the same.

That leaves us with Jill Stein, Shifty Kebab Seller, CNN, Clocktower Echoes, A Waifu, and Bowser still in the running. One of those six will be the Champion of 2016. Next time, we will find out who takes the crown and goes home.

Is it normal to pop a boner whenever a cute girl is polite to you?

when a cute girl talks to me, i pop a zit.

Hunger Games: THE SPAM BOWL: End of the Year Championship Round

Here we go again! Night four, with only nineteen of our forty eight alive. Who will the winner be? Birdie Sanders, who burned Trump alive despite being a little bitty song bird? Putin, who has become death after killing Stefan? Or maybe Prince can use his prescience, or Shoryu use the fact that he conquered Britain.



She just can't understand it. Bernie died, Trump died, and she herself killed Obama, but she still hasn't won this thing. Is it too much to ask that she win something for once? She screams out into the night, hoping that somebody might come to her assistance.

Jill Stein and Pokemon go move to Britain with Shoryu, and they share guard duty with him.

CNN questions his sanity. He has discovered that it doesn't matter Broby killed Fake News, because the Fake News is inside all of us.

Birdie Sanders, on a roll after killing Trump, hacks into Bowser's e-mails. How much of a scandal will it cause when his minions discover exactly why he keeps kidnapping the princess? Probably won't be a game-changer for us, since e-mails aren't a prime worry of Hunger Games.

Betty White, living in Shoryu's old hut all alone now, rests her weary head.

Fire-starting has been difficult for Chapa in these games, but he comes up with a solution. His clothes burn quick enough, but since he has no clothes, he can't play that trick again.

Putin and the Phantom of the Opera teamed up last time, but even together and with Putin's powers, they meet their match in the Basket of Deplorables. Putin and The Phantom forgot that a few days ago Keyguyperson sent the Deplorables a Mosin-Nagant with five shots. It only took two to defend himself this time, with three bullets left for later.

Duterte has had an interesting time. He did good early on, collecting weapons, preparing himself for war. But his mind slipped and he began to wonder why he wasn't David Bowie. This question drove him insane, leading up to exactly this moment when he kills the real David Bowie in an attempt to become him. Also, for his supplies I guess.

Prince woos the Waifu. All she ever needed is somebody weird enough to accept her kinks, and she might have found it in this man with a symbol for a name.

Leo goes to sleep and dreams about Clocktower Echoes. They never ran into each other, and Clocktower Echoes has done little else notable than lose a hand, but he is still at the center of Leo's thoughts.

Shifty, having been wounded by David Bowie during the day, nurses his wounds and revels in the fact that David Bowie himself met a cruel fate at the hands of Rodrigo Duterte.



With the blood of Putin and the Phantom of the Opera still dripping from his wickerwork, the Basket of Deplorables shouts his battle cry.

Shifty, feeling better today, takes a walk.

Dicks out for Birdie Sanders. Come on guys, lets do it. He's earned this.

Pokemon GO pleads for his life, but to no avail. Leo dedicates this kill to Clocktower Echoes.

CNN sues Kellog for something. Kellog must wonder why tributes in the 2016 championship games are so eager to sue them.

One-handed Clocktower Echoes hasn't done much in these games until now. Bolstered by Leo's thoughts, Clocktower stabs Betty White in the back.

Hillary, an unoriginal politician to her dying day, copies Bernie Sanders and dies exactly as he did.

Chapa, completely naked, owns nothing in this world but a slingshot, some honey, and some fresh water. Jill Stein steals these from him, leaving him with absolutely nothing but himself.

A Waifu joins CNN in what is becoming a class action suit.

Rodrigo, perhaps still in his Bowie delusion, goes on the warpath.

Shoryu catches some fish but doesn't eat it. He didn't conquer Britain for the cod.

Prince moves straight from kissing A Waifu and makes love to Bowser. Prince is only two S's away from Princess, which is close enough for Bowser.



The only surprising one here is Putin. I thought he had a shot. But like so many mid-game front runners before, he hit bad luck like a brick wall. That's six dead, leaving 13 still living.

The Fourth Horseman Came

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This is what I get for no longer proofreading.

I'll have to fix that I guess... Sometime.

@Dinh AaronMk

You know what they say, it's no use crying over spilled come milk.