So I just went to the shower and guess what I saw? A spider! I never been so horribly disgusted as I were at that certain moment. Because you know why? Yesssss! She was there the whole time I was showering, right there. In the corner sticking to the ceiling. That creepy little *beep* was secretly enjoying it! I know it! Yeh because who doens't love to see a girl shave her armpits and soap her chubby butt. Ohwell, I hope nobody reads this. I hope to death nobody does.. Hmm, would they? I mean, this is just an example of how much I average write. They don't have the patience or the interest to actually read the whole thing, right? HAHA, you know I'm actually naked right now? Hmm-hmmm.. You like that don't you? Ok, you know what. If you actually read this, put a random -panda- in your bump below. That'll make me giggle fer sure.

As I am out of inspiration, here's another stupid story about this morning (and yes, this still is about the size I usually post): My roommate lost her SHOE last night when she went for a drink. She was hysterical running around the apartment when she came to the conclusion she had lost her 2nd UGG in the club. I mean.. Who the heck goes clubbing with uggs? Well, my roommate does. So-bloody-typical. But yeh, what to do about it. PANDA. Nothing right? PANDA. *winkwink* Alright, it's time to figure out what kind of roleplay I feel like doing. Something naughty fersure. Ok ok, maybe not naughty but something with loads of romance would be nice. No? Yes? You better say yes, or I'll steal your ugg too. Err.. Not that I.. Nevermind. Ok, that's enough for now, you get the point right? Byeeee~~~~

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