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And shut be put down.

I’ll put you down.

Well that escalated quickly but not necessarily unexpectedly.

So is that a yes or a no for the sex, and remember, no means yes.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
wat

Well, seeing how there’s nobody else here, I can have my way with you without negative consequences… That’s how these threads work right?

I'm having terrible flashbacks of when I was a newbie to Spam and not used to thread molestation.

I mean, aha, so you finally reveal your true feelings for me! (I knew it all along)

Marik said
Well, seeing how there’s nobody else here, I can have my way with you without negative consequences… That’s how these threads work right?

Marik bby

Azarthes said
Marik bby

Go away Aza, Marik is mine now.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Go away Aza, Marik is mine now.

fuck you im gonna make her mai waifu

Azarthes said
fuck you im gonna make her mai waifu

I'm going to invert your eyeballs so you see your brain try to think of a way to get out of your current situation
then I will draw eyes on the other side of your eyeballs so you see out of that side as well and install a rotary system to make your eyes spin to get you permanently motion sick.

I don't get motion sickness, your plan is fatally flawed.

You will a 300k rpm
fuck the earth

When I went out to the store, I didn’t expect this thread to go in the direction it went. That’s right fuckers, fight over the D. Earn your share.

I'm a pitbull
that D is mine

On a slightly related note, Marik, is that you in your avatar? I vaguely remember something about you identifying as a woman but being a guy. Are you experimenting with wigs and make-up and so on?

Hank said
On a slightly related note, Marik, is that you in your avatar? I vaguely remember something about you identifying as a woman but being a guy. Are you experimenting with wigs and make-up and so on?

You don't just ask those things, Hank.

Well are you, Marik?

In the category of things I do recognize, your avatar and signature are from the Matrix and the Animatrix respectively, no?

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