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Angel smirks and rolls her eyes. "You know hes fine, right?" She says, before spawning in one cow egg, holding the egg out to Guldo. "Take this, and throw it on the ground." She says, not at all afraid of Guldo. "Stop getting so upset over the frickin' cow man.. we all respawn here."
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Guldo stops, and gently, after moving away from the edge of the cliff, does as Angel says, throwing it on the ground.
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The egg dissapears when thrown, and a baby cow appears. It shakes its head, looking at Guldo. It smiles and wobbles over, pressing his head to Guldos stomach. "Moo!" It coos, tail wagging as it rubs its head agenst him.

"See? Now hes a baby. Its the same cow." Angel says, smiling.
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Guldo picks his cow up, and snuggles it sorta. "Yay!" He says, seeming extremely happy again.
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Angel rolls her eyes. "Whats with you and that cow?"

The cow smiles and stands, putting his hooves on Guldos shoulders as he licks his face, happily. "Moo!"
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"He's my friend." Guldo says, petting his cow friend. Grinning, he seems quite happy.
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Backing away slightly, the man who can only be assumed to be Leeroy seems a bit disturbed by this. "I've ended up somewhere very strange indeed...." He mutters, before seeing me attempt to dodge around the Unversed, before aiming to stab into the back of Its head with a over head stab.
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All of a sudden, a void of yellow light not all that different from the sun opens up, an impeccably well dressed knight that seems to radiate a similar, holy energy as the portal steps forward, saying "hello creatures of Alana, i've come seeking aide for the crusade efforts." in a surprisingly charismatic and jovial tone as he pat's angel's head endearingly before hoisting the cow up by the scruff of it's neck in one gauntleted hand, adding a happy "i thank you for your donation, daughter of light" before disappearing with said cow in the same brilliant flash of light, leaving those that had been awestruck by such a kind and light hearted person to finally break through the illusion and realize some random fuck in armor just stole their cow.
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Slowly, Guldo starts to twitch, before he opens a portal, and gives chase, his body turning an extremely dark red.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screams, re-enacting a familiar scene.
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That results in disintegration within ten seconds considering the fact that a demon just attempted to enter the equivalent of super heaven
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He comically gets ejected from his portal, smashing though a few trees in MC. He tries again, only to be knocked back, again, before eventually just starting to let out an extremely angry scream. In his fit of rage, he fires magical energy blasts at random.
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Angel opened her mouth to say something, But just pauses. She closes her mouth and turns to guldo. "Some random guy just took your cow?.." She says, shaking her head. "Guldo your not going to get in there." She says, rolling her eyes. She sighs. "Ill go get your damn cow, Give me five minutes. Just calm down." She says, before flying off and following the guy. "Who are you and why did you take my friends pet?" She asks, raising an eyebrow.
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The man gazes at angel with a jovial smile, replying "fair sister, i've taken nothing for you and your friend have donated graciously to the order of the sun, do you wish to join tonight's celebrations at finding such an interesting place to spread the word of alana?" as he spreads his arms out wide, angel having teleported into the middle of a fortress with archers lining the walls and warriors in the courtyard, all weapons trained on her and each one humming with holy power and enreathed in flame.
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Angel looked around at all of the weapons, sighing. "Fuck.." She mumbles, turning to the guy, Her angelic wings folding onto her back. "Hey guy, We donated nothing. You came in and stole my friends pet cow, and hes very upset about it. Can I just have the cow back? It was a baby cow dude. Dont even tell me your going to eat it." She huffs, crossing her arms and frowning, Her hood having fallen off, but she doesnt really care.
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"i'm afraid you're mistaken, we have no calves on these grounds. we do, however, have a few dairy cattle and a bull for breeding, all of which having been donated by fine people such as yourself" he replies with a friendly smile as the archers knock their arrows
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Angel growls. "Out of everyone here, I have to deal with the smartass." She huffs, crossing her arms. "Okay Pal, the thing you took from me. I want it back. Preferably alive and unharmed. And tell your friends to stop pointing those weapons at me." She growls, her hands balling into fists as she glares at everyone around her.
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"i'm afraid you seem to be mistaken. we take nothing, merely except donations of food, livestock, supplies, recruits, and other assorted things that the pious amongst people donate to us in order to spread the light of Alana. However, if you continue spouting lies about us taking things then your tenure as our guest will be at an end" he replies evenly, his voice containing a hostile note to it at the last part.
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Angel groans. "I-... Fine." She huffs, rolling her eyes. "So, What do you do with all your donatons anyway?" She asks, raising an eyebrow. "And how did you even FIND my wold?" She asks, pulling her hood up onto her head.
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"one does not need to explain the inner workings of divine providence. One merely needs to beleive" he replies evenly with a friendly smile as he leads you out of the fort before shutting the doors behind you.
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As Angle is booted out of said fort, the knight doing so can see two men, one wearing armor, with the symbol of the sun on his chest, while the other wore only normal cloth pants. Solaire, and Solaire.
"Pardon me, Sir, but I can't notice that I heard you stole something from a friend of a friend. I'd like such a thing back, please." Solaire, the one still in his armor says. His other, buffer counter part, just grins a bit. "He won't give it back. Thieves would sooner stab you in the back, than return stolen goods....remember Lautrec?"
Armored Solaire sighs. "...Point made..."
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