Is it bad that every time I look at Marcus now, all I see.is.the.guy from Magic Mike? Ha ha.

Not at all >:D

Okay, as long as it's not bad. Lol

Working on posts, finally! Sorry for the delay my love!

It's.okay, lovely. I completely understand.

AHHHH I OWE YOU AN OLIVER WOOD POST I AM SUCH TRASH ;A; ;A; ;A;

Babe, its fine. I'm getting married in six days.

AHHHHH OMG I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS SO CLOOOOSE!

-smothers-

YAY!! I am so excited for you!!! :D how are you holding up???

Trust me I didn't fully realize it until I realized I have to get my sister from the airport like... Tomorrow.

And I'm doing good. A bit buzzed right now, but good. The crazy hasn't hit yet... Well the bridal crazy anyway.

Wedding done!! When I get piccys uploaded would you like to see?

ABSOLUTELY! <3

I'm still going through piccys, but I'm finally getting around to uploading some.:)

Oh my gosh! You look so pretty and happy! Congratulations!! I hope it was everything you wanted <3

Thanks, dear. It was. I had so much fun. My phone just hates uploading photos to anywhere. =\ pain in the ass sometimes.

Ugh, phones! They can be straight butts, for sure.

Yeah. It sucks doesnt help my screen is cracked sit r and if I touch it a certain way its just like "Nope, I ain't working now."

AGHHH I HATE THAT

So, STORY TIME

My last phone was a Galaxy S4. It was a great little phone! I adored it. I ended up taking it with me to field camp in Montana, because cameras and music while hiking are really awesome. Sometimes it was stuck in my pocket in like, 110 F heat index goodness, so the battery became utter shit. But it survived with no actual damage and seemed like I had broken my curse of fucking up my phone screens

Fast forward to Galentines day. I'm on the bus home ridiculously drunk, sitting in the back left corner and listening to music. My phone is siting on my lap but, because I'm wearing a dress and not something with traction, my phone slides off my lap, hits the bus wall, and slides beneath the seat

I'm like, FUCK, but okay, I can fish it out from the front of the seat, right???

HAHAAHAHA no

The new buses only have one sliver of space for things to fall, and there was maybe half a millimetre of space for me to fish it out. I mean, it was just a super snug fit. Now, because the universe is not an entirely awful place, my headphones meant I still had control of my phone. Slowly but surely, drunkenly crying sniffling, I managed to ease the phone up to be in sight. The bus jumps, I lose it again. FUCK. Okay, gently fishing it out aaaaand

The screen cracks as I try to lift it out

Motherfucker

That fucking phone survived fucking bumfuck nowhere Montana. I dropped it on glacial deposits, I dropped it on 3 billion year old Archean basement rock, but a fucking bus wrecked my phone

I then proceeded to chip it six times in the next few months.

Fucking bus.

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Damn. How I fucked up this phone screen:

I was helping my husband at like 2 am, two days before the wedding, to put in a new fuel pump in my truck. I always shove my phone in my butt pocket with the screen facing my butt. Not this time. A rock got caught under me and it was on my phone screen. And crack.

It sucked.

I hate this shit this is the third phone now.

Oh no! That fucking blows. ): we are clearly the scourge of electronics everywhere