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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Sicarius
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You heard me, I see you lurking. I always know when you're lurking.

Because I'm always here.

Calm is playing Fire Emblem: Awakening now, god help us all
Hidden 11 yrs ago → 11 yrs ago Post by BagelGremlin
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Oh fuck I've lost so many friends to that game. Even spoilers don't fucking work to get them to stop.

God help us if she has/gets any of the dragon age games

Smol edit b/c I'm a slepe pepe:
Can you bap calm? Tell 'em that I would do it but I'm a stranger on the internet. Probabblly thousands of miles away too.

Also sssshhhh its not lurking if I'm reading things
Hidden 11 yrs ago → 11 yrs ago Post by Sicarius
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And here I was the one who passed it to her...what have I done? I've...I've created a monster. And now I'll have to wait forever for my turn.

I should write up my second character/NPC person.

Edit cuz Beanie ninja'd me

Bap was done. She was confused. Creature has returned to the game. And yeah, that's my excuse for lurking too.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by BagelGremlin
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Lmao Jesus shit

Ok usually I save this fire dire situations but my ace in tge hole for getting someone to do the things they need to is a pancake. Freshly make one, and place it UNSYRUPED OR OTHERWISE NOT STICKY/GROSS on their head. Waffles work too but pancakes are better. I have literally never seen this fail, even in the worst case.

A cat spritzer thing with cold water also can work but around electronics I advise the pancake hat rout.

Dude one of my bros is trying to pass their copy onto me and I keep saying "not today satan" b/c I read spoilers and I know how it will destroy me
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Zurnt
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What does it say about me that I couldn't ever get into it?

Games that give me too many choices start to fall into my RP uncanny valley. I'm like... there's a lot, but just, not enough. Don't get my hopes up game...
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by BagelGremlin
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Man you should see me when I don't have anything spoiled. I get hooked.

And also it depends which fire emblem you started with. Some really are boring.

Man mass effect 3 destroyed me. I'm lucky I'm so broke I can't get any more dragon age games
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by calmgale
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don't bap me.

i'm done, already! jeez! i just wanted to PROCRASTINATE a bit! what's SO WROOOOOONG WITH THAAAAAAT?!!?!!?!~

hehehe.

anyway.

there it is, guys. we're underway.

hype train, full steam?

yes.

you already know.

also, i totally used that tavern name suggestion.
Hidden 11 yrs ago → 11 yrs ago Post by BagelGremlin
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss

ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN

EDIT
I found this in my search and if the feels bandits hijack the hype train this might end up more accurate
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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Nightraider
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Sorry been so quiet the last few days, been busy with work. Will have an IC posted by tomorrow, once I read everyone elses.

Time to roll out......
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Zurnt
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Steam train, full hype?

Hidden 11 yrs ago → 11 yrs ago Post by BagelGremlin
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full hype all the way.
ffffffffuck i wanna respond so bad. but i have to wait my turn right?? fuck my ass its been too long since i group rp'd

EDIT
I just noticed that the goat says "baah". HE SAYS BAAH. HE FUCKING SAID IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Zurnt
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Beanie needs a cage. And some sedatives. And a cookie.

Someone get this amorphous roleplaying blob a cookie, please.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by BagelGremlin
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ok no hear me out tho

SHEEP
NOISES

Also my lootcrate came in and had a fuckin spork and a bill N Ted shirt. That got my excitement up a lot yo
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Bad Weather
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God help us if she has/gets any of the dragon age games


*crashes into the conversation a day late* DID SOMEONE SAY DRAGON AGE
Hidden 11 yrs ago → 11 yrs ago Post by Zurnt
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We actually said Dragon Wage. See, the dragons decided that their hordes of treasure weren't enough, and so they decided to form a union. Now, in order to employ a Dragon in your Dungeon, you have to pay them a quarterly salary. It's really messed with the local Dungeconomics.

I wouldn't really look into it. Calmgale gets kind of saucy if you wag your lips too much now that the profits are in the red.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by BagelGremlin
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ugh i know right

fuck the dragons rights movement. paying them like we used to was totally fine- we fed them adventurers, they got to keep half the loot, but nooooooooooooo. fuckin pricks
Hidden 11 yrs ago → 11 yrs ago Post by Zurnt
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Good times. I remember when monsters had one fucking job: eat people, guard loot. Now they can go to school, be professionals, and we always have to dance around how they're portrayed in the media. Damn MJWs always calling us out on what should be accepted as good old fashioned tradition. And don't even try to start in on me with that treasure gap bs... Shit's a myth yo.

Did you hear that a Goblin is running for governor of California? What's next, a kobold president? Slippery slope guys, slippery slope. Makes me so mad I'm going to go find a group of likeminded people on Facebook and post angry memes about it. That'll show the world that my opinions are valid.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by BagelGremlin
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what the fuck is next, slimes trying to be cooks??like we have rULES AND TRADITION FOR A REASON

Man, that aint even bad. Now, the skeleton running for fucking president??? HELL NO
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Zurnt
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No no, that's just his skin Beanie. I know it looks like he skinned a couple dozen armadillos and made a people suit out of it, but that's legit human flesh. The hair is definitely fake though.
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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Bad Weather
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i tried to think of something to keep the monster joke running but i'm not that clever.
writing dialogue for astrophel is so extra. i usually write normal person speech and then when i go back and edit i'm like "okay, how do i make this sound as pretentious as possible"
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