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Now if only I could create my own Necronomicon, wouldn't that be something
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Nah, too mundane.
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Lies, who doesn't love Arcane face books filled with Devil powers
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If you're doing that, bind it with pure flesh, not humans. Too evil. You don't want the content to escape before it's read or it just gets away. You have to chase it. Yeah. Too much work.
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Plot twist, what if I want it to escape? How do you cause maximum chaos? Let those who don't know how to wield it, wield it. Untold insanity shall ensue :3
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But they won't be able to wield it if it escapes. It'll be running around impotent. :/ All the power will disperse. SO WEAK when it gets caught. Nah, bind it in mouse-flesh. Mice are pure and sweet enough to hold all that power in until you want to use it.
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I'd rather bind it with Human skin, nice tensile strength ;3
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Human skin looks better, I'll admit. But it's just too corrupt to work for this purpose. Pig skin is nearly indistinguishable without a microscope or some other method of testing, and not nearly as ineffective at holding in evil.
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I want it corrupt ;3
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But...but...then it loses power faaasteeeerrrrr ><
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Necronomicon is fueled by Hell

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Nope. Use too much the things binding the book start complaining about how you're using more power than you asked for in the deal. Huge legal battle. They end up with half your money, the house, the kids, and a significant portion of your soul, and have a tendency to make your body start hating you. They make the kids hate you, too. All kinds of lying.
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The Joke is on the book, I hate myself already ;3
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They'll make it worse. -shrug- They're assholes like that. Made me smell like food all the time. Like wtfh dudes?
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Food, Human food is best food. Delicious food. Yoom yoom :3
Tastes like Pork and Lamb blended :3
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I usually smell like cookies. I do not taste like cookies. This is unpleasant.
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Human flesh is still Human flesh

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I do share a lot of traits with an octopus. <.<
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Kinky
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Comes with being a spirit of comfort and pride. And an AI. And an octopus. I guess especially an octopus.
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