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I died as I was being born

Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by monstahunta
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The nurses told my mother, "We lost the baby! Lay on your side now!"
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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When I was born, my mom's water didn't break until I emerged, and the pressure of it shot me out like a rocket, the nurses almost dropped me, and I managed to get the far wall wet.

Get on my level.
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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
When I was born, my mom's water didn't break until I emerged, and the pressure of it shot me out like a rocket, the nurses almost dropped me, and I managed to get the far wall wet.Get on my level.


Okay, but that's still not dying.
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monstahunta said
Okay, but that's still not dying.


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