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Wanted: Reckless thrill-seeker to help squander massive fortune on interplanetary adventure.

My life has been long and tedious in the extreme. The many years I have been alive have all been spent performing a single job. Recent events have made my job obsolete, so I am forced to retire. As my existence was devoted almost entirely to performing this one job, I have accumulated vast wealth in my time, as a byproduct of never having an opportunity to spend so much as a single credit.

I do not regret the life I have lived thus far. However, given recent circumstances, I have been forced to change that life. Given time to think about what I would like to do, after my many years of living in ceaseless tedium, I have decided I would like to try a new way of living. To that end, I have decided to seek the aid of someone more experienced in the ways of the galaxy at large than myself, given that I have almost no experience of life outside of my home world.

All expenses shall be paid for by me. Given the nature of my request, I shall also set aside funds to be given to any surviving family, should the worst occur. A standard pay of five million credits per year shall be paid, with a contract lasting no less than five standard Terran solar-cycles. At the end of contract, terms may be renegotiated, with option to continue service available.

Any interested please send resume and list of travel experience to the attached galactic address. Time and place of meeting will be sent in return, to meet for short interview.


This was the message received by nearly every known adventurer, merchant, mercenary, pirate, and anyone else who cared to look for work in the latter half of the Perseus arm in the Milky Way galaxy. Though it was received by so many, passing across everything from Imperial data networks, to Dark Eldar work bulletins, to even Ork mail systems, to the majority of the universe it was just another piece of useless junk mail. Not important enough to act on, as it was clearly some Inquisitor plot to seek out heretics, or a scheme to fool gullible eldar, or one o' Limp 'ead's bad jokes.

That is, except for you. Something about this, this odd, almost alien request spoke to you. What it said was truth, a promise of adventure, and a chance at wealth few could obtain.




So, that's it. Racial restrictions are few and far between, and the course of events is far from set in stone. Anyone interested, feel free to get in contact with me via PM. I'll answer any questions you may have there, and we can work details out after that.

I look forward to exploring space with you!
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