"The shape of it keeps eluding me. No matter what I reference, I..."
There are three things worth noting about the scene unfolding right now. Oh, four. Sorry. Counting is hard. Hi, by the way! Me again! Better times, huh? Seems nice! But, yeah. Four things. We'll cover them as they come up.
The first noteworthy element is that Eclair has commandeered the
entire table to disassemble her notes into this, er, "handy" flowchart. Dinner is now finger food only. Lucky thing there's so much crab and little sandwich squares and stuff, and lucky it's all floating around free to grab if you ask for it instead of being a "now or nothing" affair like most dinners. The table is now only for napkins.
Vessenmer Dyes. Tammithyn Murr. Idiot/Assassin/Chariot/Professional Nuisance/Cleaning Partner/Dimwit/Investigative Wall[1].
[1]in much smaller letters underneath she has remembered to write "Aadya, the Rock Upon a Mountain (???)"
Timtam
Civellia - Assassination? Civellia - Kidnapping? Civellia - Reincarnation?
Chrysanthemum. Masks. Network - Imperfect? Khaganate. Kel. Civils. Wanted Poster (Increasingly Accurate).
Dollwaltz. Fireworks. Antimaid. Ruthmoreness?
"'Cursed be they that open dead inside.' Why would she paint that on a building in Crevas? It was verifiably her handwriting, same as the script on the invitation to the Chrysanthemum. Same as it's ever been in the time I've known her. Known her.
Do I know her? That is a question that terrifies me. Possibly I do not. Certainly I do not understand what she meant by this damnable riddle.
"Cursed be they that... to literally open? To disturb the dead, somehow? Does it refer to a beginning, perhaps? A warning about... about starting the game without one's heart in it? Or to the contrary, a cry for help? Did she set this entire chain of events into motion because of something she had already done, or was made to do? But then... what am I to do with this? I am certain.
Certain there is a light somewhere in these words, and if I could only read them properly I would have a proper angle. But I have searched every... mmmgh."
The second thing that you should know is that Eclair has forgotten to ask for that coffee. Which is a shame, because Vespergift makes
really good cups. Worse than that, somebody keeps refilling her booze. She's so in the zone she's just kind of drinking whatever's to hand without really thinking about it, and it's very much getting to her. She can keep her powers of speech
or her powers of movement, and she has very much chosen speech. Her penmanship is degrading into vague symbols at this point, and the crab leg she's holding isn't being used as a pointer so much as a floppy, clacking stim device. She keeps scratching her chin with it, which keeps making her laugh, which keeps throwing her off, and then she takes a sip without thinking about what she's doing.
Somebody should cut her off. But in your defense, this is really funny.
"She has, as we knowww, a lot of resources. Enough for costumes, masks, travel, accommodation for both herself and for... friends. And we know that it is money we know she has been sourcing from the Khaganate. In addition to the testimony that you-"
She jabs a claw at Mayzie and almost manages to look cute doing it.
"-provided that she purchased my pass with such treasures, and when I arrived the first time with that pass in hand I was accosted by a young Khaganate princess who barked threats at me about an assault on the Manor the Khatun was planning. I understand that she has been very, uh, aggressive in her movements of late, but she does not strike me as the sort to sell out on her position just because of an alliance with Timtam. Just what could she have offered that would even be of interest to a power like that? Nevertheless, this girl was barely more than a child so I am inclined, contrary to the standard position, to take her yapping very seriously. Too specific to be a lie and she was far too unguarded to consider what should or should not be kept secret."
Oh right, the third thing. This isn't super important, but I did specific noteworthiness and not importance so, wahey. But yeah this is a dinner table so there's a dearth of those little red strings detectives are always using to build a thought board when they're lost. But! Luckily? Eclair has access to a lot of crab shell legs. They're crisscrossing every which way all over the board, with the really important thoughts marked with claws pointing back at Timtam's name.
Pretty cool, right?
"Still, none of this suggests a motive! Even proceeding from the assumption that this is some form of aggressive, long-distance flirtation the nature of the traps do not fit neatly into any encompassing vision of the crime I can devise. Why has she worked so hard to constantly implicate m- implicate Eclair Espoir? And having set so many teeth against the Maid-Knight, why then not allow the jaws to close? Why leave so many hints and invitations, but then drop fireworks and run away? Why did the game with Erika Fullbright tilt so ridiculously from the very first turn? Why, when I- when Erika made a countermove did the setup collapse so precipitously? How could she be so over and so underprepared at the same time? Or was she? But then at the same time why never capture m-Eclair? What is the nature of the game? And for that matter why does she have any interest in the Goddess? I have chased down every lead that I could and still I..."
Eclair groans. She puts her head in her hands and finally takes a glance at the clear, sweet liquid that's still in the glass she's still been drinking out of. Her shoulders slump before suddenly jerking back up, and she waves her free crab claw in the air with entirely too much enthusiasm and vigor.
"Coffee. Please. I... strong. Large. As strong and as large as anyone in Vespergift knows how to make. Drowning in cream, if I am not being overly presumptive of anyone's time already. I am begging you. This is about life or death."
"...I am an idiot. An idiot! How could I allow myself to think so narrowly? I followed every avenue? Cretin! Dullard! I never even received a physical description of Tammithyn Murr! Does she exist to begin with? Ahhhhhh, the trembling, frightened Nun buying dyes and asking for help from Paladins, so terrified of the love drunk Maid-Knight. I had written her off as someone Timtam simply lied to, but what if?! Aaahhhh! Why do the Civil posters have Eclair's face and not Timtam's, not even a masked facsimile if she was who..?! Aaahhh! The Me Who is Not Me, the... dyes that won't come out.
"Lady Evening, I am so.... stupid! I could never deserve your poetry if I lived to be a thousand! No, damn it, no wonder I don't know what connects all this! She
wants me to chase her! She
wants me to have clues enough to follow! But never catch her, no, not until she's ready! Every time I get close it's smoke and fireworks and she slips away. And while I chase I neglect to follow up on the proper channels and yield all of my advantage! What is a detective
for? To stop a crime? Hardly! To find the truth! And I!!!"
She stands, and her legs promptly sit her back down again. She is trembling with laughter and with anger. Where is that coffee, damn it? Wait no, that's very rude. She is so sorry. Is she even vocalizing any of this?
"I've allowed myself to be caught in the shell game. Everything I've seen is what she's planned for me to see. If that's the case I will be trapped forever. Never mind the game, then. I have to flip the table. There's something I'm not supposed to notice, and
that... I need to circle back around. To Crevas, to Vessenmer. I need to track down that little Khaganate Princess and dangle her out a window until she sings. I need to find out the name of the Civil Healer who was allegedly tending to the Goddess when she..!"
So. Uh. Right. Fourth thing. Eclair Espoir is being... very loud. Right now. These are not her typical quiet musings, or her generally restrained demeanor. But she can't tell. Maybe someone else should try talking? If you can bring up some kind of good point or a clever place to look for information she might shut up and just nod too much.
Oh, and getting her onto that black, bitter, disgusting caffeine might not be a bad idea either. That might distract her too. You know, before everyone in this entire silly building knows everything about who she is and what she's in the middle of. I don't know, you don't have to listen to me. I'm just the actual,
proper detective in the room here. What do I know?