Fictional characters only. First person makes a matchup between two characters, next person decides who wins and why, and then that person makes the next matchup between the winner of the first matchup and a new character.

Any fictional character, any universe. The reason for winning doesn't even have to make sense. Let's rock.

First Match:

The helmet Aragorn kicked (Lord of the Rings) vs. Duke Devlin (Yu-Gi-Oh, Dungeon Dice Monsters)

The helmet. That thing can break toes. Also, Duke's game isn't even the main focus of the show it's in.

The helmet Aragorn kicked (Lord of the Rings) vs. The glass Calvin Candie smashed (Django Unchained)

The glass. The helmet broke a toe, sure, but the glass made a man bleed—and if a man can bleed, he can die.

The glass Calvin Candie smashed (Django Unchained) vs. the frozen corpse of Jack Torrance (The Shining)

Jack. Because broken glass can't cut ice.

The frozen corpse of Jack Torrance (The Shining) vs. The melted corpse of the T-800 (Terminator 2)

The melted corpse of the T-800. Superheated metal beats frozen flesh, every time.

The melted corpse of the T-800 (Terminator 2) vs. that one jumpscare from Mulholland Drive, which is a movie I've never personally seen, but I've seen that particular scene where the jumpscare happens in the alley, and I don't really understand it because it's not scary (Mulholland Drive)

The melted corpse of the T-800. Neither machines nor corpses feel fear. Jump scares wouldn't affect them.

The melted corpse of the T-800 (Terminator 2) vs. Burntrap (FNAF Security Breach)

See, this is where we have our first hurdle. If we're talking *just* the corpse of the T-800 against Burntrap, Burntrap clears. It's "alive", sentient, and—more importantly—mobile.

But if this is in the processing facility where the T-800 gets melted, and Burntrap has to get into the molten metal, then it's likely a draw. For the sake of the matchup being as pure 1v1, regardless of location, I'll give this one to Burntrap.

Burntrap (FNAF Security Breach) vs. the band OK GO, but on the world's fastest treadmills (Real Life)