Hello intrepid writers, shakespearean cryptids, and elegant muses! I am ResultsMayVary, and I am returning to this site after a hiatus of many years. I need to express something creative before work destroys me :)

Before I list my ideas, a bit about me and what to expect. I'm a 35 year old Australian dad who has been writing since the tender age of 14 (more in theory than practice for a few years now though to be fair.) I am curious to see how my writing manifests now, so I am excited to undertake these journeys with you!

I endeavor for a few paragraphs, at least 2-3, but can go more if the situation calls for it. I am reactive in approach, so will often meet what is put out. I like darker things and topics, yet am not solely constrained to them. Not afraid of smut or anything 'more.' Again, happy to meet my partner with whatever their comfort level is. Open and honest conversation leads to the most brilliant of ideas. Frequency can fluctuate a touch (results may vary) due to full time work and a neuro-divergent 3 year old, but I will be jumping on to check status at least every couple of days. I think the accountability of using this site again will help keep me consistent. Again, happy to discuss this with any RP partners I find.

With the house-keeping out of the way, here are some of my pairings! Please message me if any of these take!







More than happy to discuss any ideas or itchings you have!

MORE TO COME AS THE MUSE TAKES ME.

I look forward to talking and writing with you! If you made it this far, then thank-you!

~ResultsMayVary

EDIT:

Apparently I need to be cognizant of this now. Please no AI. I want to experience what you can create!