Andrea’s eyes lingered briefly on the protein bars before returning to Paradisia. Cheap calories. High density. Clearly a product designed for people running hardware off their own metabolism because external dependency was a vulnerability. Emblematic of exactly the type of person Paradisia had become over the years. That, combined with the coat, the old Polygon implants and the scrubbed company at the table, painted a fairly complete picture. She was surviving. Competently, even impressively, but still... surviving.
Andrea had seen the account summaries on the ride over. Enough off-book income to suggest freelance work drifting somewhere into illegality, but not enough to indicate major criminal backing or real financial security. Someone skilled enough to stay afloat without ever quite escaping the water.
She shot a glance at the obfuscated man, and glared at him until he decided to just hand over the rest of his reining chips to Paradisia and summarily fuck off. Andrea neatly made herself comfortable in the chair he'd left.
“Technically speaking, Para, there is no 'op'.” She said plainly, then settled back in the chair. Then she lowered her voice to a conspiratorial level. "I've recently been put in charge of a big pond. But I'm still feeling like a small fish. So I need help. Strength in numbers. I’m not trying to recruit a bodyguard or a trigger-puller. Honestly, if I wanted that, Lhotse would hand me fifty candidates before breakfast.” Her eyes flicked briefly toward the dazzlejam lining again. “What I need is someone who understands how people navigate hostile systems. Someone who knows how to watch their own ass while covering mine."
Andrea shrugged lightly, doing her best to gauge the reactions of Paradisia's eyes. She could have easily asked her VI to monitor their heart rate, brain activity, and hormone levels for real-time analysis of their intents. But that felt a little too like molesting Paradisia's freedoms. And Andrea knew that was exactly the thing they held dearest.
“And preferably someone who won’t mistake the high life executive culture for reality. I need someone who's seen some shit." Then, more plainly. "Bear with me here, because I know how this is going to sound. But I need a secretary. Someone to tell me when something feels wrong, and stop me from accidentally surrounding myself with people who think they can take me for a fool." Andrea shrugged. "Think of it as a long-term infiltration assignment.”
That got the faintest twitch of amusement from Paradisia, she could tell. She didn't need the VI's sensors for that. She took a look around the bar, and was tempted by the idea to get a drink. But thought better of it. The lack of certain hygiene standards she was used to weren't exactly enforced down here. And there was a very strong likelihood of the bartender spitting in her drink. If not something worse.
“Look, I’m serious. I’ve spent exactly one day in this office and I already understand the problem." She put out an hand and started counting on her fingers. "Everyone around executives either wants something, fears someone, or is trying to become somebody.” Andrea gestured lightly with one hand. “Which means after a certain point nobody talks to you like a person anymore.”
Her eyes drifted briefly around the InfoBar.
“So the last thing I need is another yes-man. I need somebody in the room whose first instinct isn’t to agree with me because they think it’ll help their stock options.” A small pause. “And frankly, I’d rather trust someone I've been friends with for thirty years with a criminal side hustle than someone who’s spent twenty years climbing internal management structures, who's as likely to lick my clit as they are to stab me in the back.”
That part she meant completely. God, she could practically feel the old self she used to be when she was around Paradisia when they were kids seeping into her pores. Why else would she have used the word 'clit'? Jesus.
“The actual job is straightforward." Andrea continued. “You manage access to me. Prioritise information. Make sure I’m where I need to be when I need to be there. Handle the things I don’t have time to personally chase down.” She tapped her forefinger lightly against the table once. "In short; you become the barrier between me and the rest of the world.” The trumpet music filled the brief silence afterward. "And yes, before you ask, the compensation is ridiculous.”
Her tone was so dry and matter-of-fact that she surprised herself with how plainly she was talking about the subject of money.
“You’d get your own place. Somewhere secure, annd spacious. With a pool if you want it. Full medical and implant support. Real healthcare, not the subscription-plan garbage.” Andrea glanced briefly toward the old Polygon hardware hidden beneath Paradisia’s clothes. “Including maintenance for all the expensive military-grade mistakes you’re currently feeding peanut butter." Another slight pause. "And if yearly salaries make you nervous, we structure it daily instead. Like contract work. You can think of yourself as an extremely well-paid mercenary specialising in executive containment.”
Her expression softened just slightly then, losing some of the corporate polish. She even offered a soft smile.
“I’m also not expecting you to magically know how to operate in executive environments overnight. I can assign you my personal VI to help train you up, explain procedures, keep you ahead of meetings and obligations for the first few weeks. You won’t be thrown into the deep end alone.” Then she shrugged lightly. “No pressure. And... if you tell me to fuck off, I’ll leave. But I am serious about the offer. But it is one-time only."