Mao Mao's Rambling Concepts — Roleplayer Guild

 
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REDACTED   |   ROCKET RACCOON
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30   |   MILANO


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Why are you single?
Being a guardian of the flarking galaxy is time-consuming stuff, not to mention being the custodian, pilot, engineer, among other things! Without me, Pete's love child falls apart, and the entire universe gets conquered by the big baddie or implodes—pick your poison.
What's the biggest mistake you've made in love?
Taking it for granted... What? I have fallen in love before, so has everyone else. Don't believe the
What are you looking for in love?
TBD
What would instantly make your head turn?
Impressive weaponry on hand and know-how to use it!
How far will you go to find love in the villa?
TBD
What is your red flag?
TBD


"Insert a cheesy pick up line"

 
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WAYLON M. JONES   |   KILLER CROC
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32   |   GOTHAM CITY


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Why are you single?
Isn't it obvious? My appearance alone causes people to scream in terror. Not to mention the many stories one can pull up online these days. Yes, I do have a trench coat collection that I wear on occasion. No, you can't have them. But other stories leave behind a bad taste, like the very popular one about how I'm some "cannibal who eats babies and his unpaid henchmen whenever they've disappointed him for the last time." Well, it ain't true. And if I so much as hear any mumbles about it from anyone on set, I'M HURLING A BIG ASS ROCK AT THEM! 
I also pay my henchmen very well, assholes.
What's the biggest mistake you've made in love?
Believing it blindly.
What are you looking for in love?
I want to be appreciated. For someone to just... see past the scales and the pointy teeth and the assumptions placed upon me and simply sit next to me. It could be at a park bench or at a movie theater. We could spend hours talking till the sun comes up or rest our heads on our shoulders after a long day. That's what I truly want out of love.
What would instantly make your head turn?
Someone insightful.
How far will you go to find love in the villa?
TBD
What is your red flag?
Someone who thinks they can simply insert themselves into someone's life and "fix them." I have to deal with the docs at Arkham and the Bat.


"Insert a cheesy pick up line"

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