From [Antecedent] to [Consequent] — The Hilarious [Medium] Synopsis Thread V.2

[Antarctic Termite]

It has been a [unit of time] since I saw [sardonic reference]. They are a hit, whether it be the [[Anime] with/without link], [[Film] with/without link], or [[Television] with/without link] varieties. People love them, so much so that I'm getting on the bandwagon. This time, however, they are [mode of relevance to] spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!
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[Optional open quote]Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known [medium] - either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to [amusing act]

TL;DR:
= [Possibly self-contradicting prohibition of bad language]
= Seriously, no [summaries of a particular length], [someone] is [restricted from reading them in some way]
= To anyone who may be fans of the [unit of medium] mentioned in this thread, this is purely for [entertaining act]
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is [enabled with varying expectations]
[Optional end quote attributing the listed rules to Roleplayer Guild user Tsukune, without tags.]

Let us have some fun with this, yeah?

[Polymorpheus]

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