Fabricant's Fun House |18+ Only|

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How's it hangin' folks. Hello there. This is the part of posts where I give an overview, right? Well why not. Typically I've stuck to group RPs but since bad luck seems to follow me around, I've yet to be part of one that lasted longer than about a month. Probably my fault. Most things are. So of course the next best thing would be to give some one on ones a go because I'll try anything once. And then keep trying it even if it does me bodily harm. That's where you come in. Hopefully. 

I'm going to be upfront about this, but you probably figured it out with the tag. Yes, I am willing to do and am often looking for smut. If you're of the mind that smut RP is bad or some other negative thing then feel free to leave now and sit in the no fun section. Or keep reading, I'm not your boss. That being said, about the smut willingness, I'm not JUST looking for smut. I am also perfectly willing to do regular pairings and settings. I'm a whore for a good romance or character drama that builds to or even doesn't include the adult stuff; I'm also just a normal whore that enjoys some good trashy ass kinky ass smut so with me you can have your cake and eat me too.

That's the level of entendre you can expect with me. 

ABOUT ME

I consider myself an advanced RPer - not necessarily using the metrics of this site's definition. That said do not feel like you need to also be at the advanced level. Casual is quite alright. I average about five paragraphs. I do more when I'm particularly stimulated and I can certainly do fewer. It depends on what I'm given. And I never, ever, ever, EVER, give you less than two paragraphs.
As a female I tend to prefer to play female roles. However I feel that people shouldn't be locked into playing just one gender. So if the need arises I can switch to the male side or even double. When it comes to pairings, while I always love some sickeningly sweet romance with queer characters (meaning FxF or MxM) I'm more than happy to do the ol' FxM.
I can't always respond daily. But I can promise that I will go no longer than three days without a reply. It's a little hectic in my life at the moment so you'll have to bear with me. Please, if you and I are RPing do not hound me after one day's absence because that's just going to put me in a mood. That said if it's longer than 72 hours by all means give me a poke. I do try to keep my partners informed, however.
We're going to have OOC chats whether you like it or not. I've found that communicating with a partner beyond the whole 'post tomorrow thanks' is a good way to keep invested and interested. I'm here to write with people, make friends, that sort of thing. And it can't be done if there's no communication on a friendly level.
I'm open to ideas! NEVER be afraid to bounce an idea by me. Even if you don't see a pairing or fandom or scenario here that you're interested in, feel free to run something by me. You might be surprised.
I'm totally chill and fun.


ABOUT ME, SMUT EDITION

This is information for people that want to do some real 18+ shit with me. If you're not interested in smut, the next section is underlined and I'll see you there. 

I'll still maintain the casual-advanced standards and though I'm an old hat at the smut game, sometimes I don't like flowering up paragraphs describing the way loins are aflame with passion. In a pure smut focused RP I don't expect the deepest of characters, but characters to me are IMPORTANT no matter the type of RP. Smut RP is still RP. I'm not running an old ass AIM cybersex house here. I don't care if it's some generic protagonist, so long as there's some actual character.
I'm cool with just vanilla shit since vanilla is a perfectly valid ice cream flavor. But I'm also down with the real freaky, kinky shit. Of course I'll respect limits, which would surely be discussed beforehand. Obviously.
The pairings are the same as they would be in a non-smut RP, with some additions. You know what I mean. It's not my favorite thing but I'm down.
I'm still open to ideas. Don't be afraid to be like "Hey what about blah blah blah". Let's be creative in our fuckin' just so we can bask in it. No idea is too farfetched for consideration at the very least. But of course this goes in line with limits. Even I have a few despite the next point.
I'm totally chill and fun


YOU ARE

Someone at the casual level at the least. I won't turn you away if you're a friend of the free section so long as I can see you're putting forth the effort. I don't fuck with one liners though. All I ask from you is a paragraph - and not even the fuckin bullshit 'five sentence' thing. Just some effort.
Someone that won't up and drop without a word. Look. I know. We all know. I've done it in the past probably. You probably have to. I learned from it. It's a dick move. While I certainly won't be bothered much if you do drop unannounced, I will probably think a little less of you. I won't hate you for dropping out - just fucking TELL me so I don't have to be a weird stalker type. This goes in line with point three.
Someone that will COMMUNICATE. Not just to be like "Hey I'm dropping out" but someone who wouldn't mind having an OOC chat for the duration or beyond. Obviously I'm not going to force it if it's clear it's a one way street but I want to at least be on friendly terms with you if we're gonna be partners.
Someone who can bring ideas to the table. Let's treat this like a class project. But instead of me doing all the research and presenting and putting things together, we share the work load and both come out with about a final grade of C-.
Someone who laughs at my jokes.


YOU ARE, SMUT EDITION

Someone that doesn't skate around the issue. You see how casual I am in admitting that I'm down to smut it up? That should be you. Don't try to play coy. If you wanna do a smut RP, fuckin tell me and we'll go from there.
Someone that inform of and respects limits, which would be discussed.
Someone that also meets the suggestions listed above, up to and including the bit about communication. Just because we fuckin' don't mean we can't be pillow talkin'.
Someone who won't be creepy. This sort of RP doesn't mean I'm interested in you in any way other than as an RP partner and also potential friend. No, I don't want to see a pic of you. I shouldn't even have to say this but hey. Most of the users here are cool as fuck. So be cool.
Someone who laughs at my jokes, but for real.


Okay with that out of the way let's get onto the stuff you probably care about. 



GENRES I FUCK WITH

This doesn't mean I ONLY do things in these genres, just that I am an absolute whore for these genres. Also these apply to both regular RP and smut stuff. 

Modern/Slice of Life
Sci-Fi
Magical Realism (Think modern day, but with, well, magical elements.)
Prohibition Era America
Crime Fiction
Post Apocalyptic
Anime Shit
Music
Superhero
Cyberpunk
Light Fantasy
Schoolyard (High school or college)
Western


GENRES I MIGHT FUCK WITH

It's the opposite of the above list. Keep in mind that these are NOT OFF LIMITS just that you better have a cool idea for me to consider doing it. 

High Fantasy (Shit like Lord of the Rings or stuff in its wheelhouse. I like my fantasy more in the...World of Warcraft sense with hints of technology and light sci fi bleeding in rather than shit about androgynous elves that live in trees and ride fuckin goats.)
Military
Steampunk
Horror
Shounen Anime Shit
Action/Combat Focused Shit


GENRES I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FUCK WITH

No matter what, I will not do any RP that contains the following.

Vampires. (I fuckin' hate vampires and vampire fiction and vampire culture. Even the cool ones. Don't fuck with 'em.)
Werewolves (See above re: vampires. Only swap vampires with werewolves)


FANDOMS I FUCK WITH

These are things I'm comfortable RPing within the world of but don't necessarily have pairings in mind. Feel free to let me know if you've got some or want to discuss some to make shit happen. Again, this goes for regular or smut. 

Final Fantasy
Overwatch (Unless you're into that 76/D.Va ship in which case nah, fam)
Mass Effect
Dragon Age
Pokemon
Digimon
Dirty Pair
Star Wars (Old Republic Era)
Marvel/DC
Naruto/One Piece
Monster Musume/Monter Girl Quest
Corruption of Champions
Fire Emblem
Harry Potter
Honorverse
World of Warcraft
Sailor Moon/Magical Girl
Korean Dramas/Variety Shows
The Legend of Zelda
Game of Thrones (I'm a filthy show watcher, sorry. Anything steeped in the books I've only read up to Storm of Swords)
The Secret World
Pendragon


If one of your fandoms wasn't on the list, DON'T WORRY. Feel free to ask me. I might be down. Unless it's on the following list in which case sorry. 

FANDOMS I DO NOT FUCK WITH

This is the shit I have next to no knowledge of and wouldn't even be able to fake it convincingly. 

Doctor Who
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Young Adult Fiction Other Than The One Listed Above


PAIRINGS I FUCK WITH

These are just vague pairings that also have no associated plot. That's for us to work out. All pairings can be FxM/FxF/MxM and work for regular and smut. 

TeacerxStudent
SiblingxSibling/SiblingxParent
BossxEmployee
MusicianxManager
Adult EntertainerxFan
CelebrtiyxCo-Star/CelebrityxFan/CelebrityxStalker
KidnapperxKidnapped
PiratexPirate/PiratexPrisoner
CopxCriminal
MasterxSlave
MonsterxHuman
TeacherxTeacher
MayxDecember
BlackmailerxBlackmailed
PokemonxTrainer/TrainerxTrainer
HumanxAlien
HumanxCreature




PLOTS I GOTS

These are just three or so of the plots I've got in my head at the moment. They can be tailored towards regular or smut RP and the pairings can be FxF/FxM/MxM. Whatever works for you. What can I say, I'm consistent in my wants. Also these are pretty barebones because I haven't fleshed them out fully yet and it's mostly playing on interests and kinks. More will be added over time as I find inspiration. 

LFG


A fairly new player to a popular online game finds themselves completely overwhelmed. They know just enough to move their character but little else. Fortunately, an experienced player happens by and offers to help. So begins the story of two people who connect with each other through their screens. As they get closer to each other, will their relationship remain purely virtual or could there be a connection? 

A fairly new player to a popular online game finds themselves completely overwhelmed. They know just enough to move their character but little else. Fortunately, an experienced player happens by and offers to help. What starts as a simple interaction becomes something more. The new player happened to roll a healer and the experienced player invites them to a guild that just so happened to need a healer for group content. The guild seemed normal enough, until they ran a dungeon with their new healer. It turns out simply keeping the team alive is only part of the job. Unbeknownst to the healer, they are now a healslut whose task is to obey the commands of the guild both in game and out.


A Long Way to the Top


Two people have little in common other than a dwindling bank account and a love for music. One sings in a shitty club for paltry tips while the other busks on the street. A chance encounter brings them together and they decide to try their hand at being musicians. With little money but a lot of talent, the two are going to have to navigate the unpredictable world of music and lyrics, of concerts and venues, and record executives and contracts. All they have is their music and each other. One way or another they're going to find their success. 

CLOSING REMARKS

If you actually read this whole thing, fuckin well done, you. I hope I've entertained you if not piqued your interest. If anything in the content above has your interest then I need you to do one thing: PM ME
. You CAN post in the thread expressing interest but I'm not going to make the first move here. If you don't send me a PM, chances are nothing'll come of anything. 

That said, even if I've scared you off or even if you're not at all interested, I thank you for taking the time to humor me. And hey, have fun out there. RP is a wonderful thing and you're all wonderful people.
Fabricant's Fun House |18+ Only|

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