"Mah' name's Ug, and I like to fight. I grew up fighting my six brothers but mah' hardest fight was with mah' eldest sister. 'Er name was Og, and she punched like a donkey. I'm looking fer a good fight, and don't expect me ta' take it easy on ya'. I'm 6 foot 3 inches and I way 280 lbs. I like tah' box but I know weapons too.