Hey bro. This is your face.
Yeah, you're big dumb face. Just wanted to steal your attention for a second.
Listen. I know that... I know that you've been dealing with a wicked cold for about a week. I've been shooting all sorts of shit out of you constantly. But I have some bad news:
You know how you were saying that you can't wait to get your wisdom teeth removed? That as soon as your father's insurance kicks in you are going to go to a dentist and then an oral surgeon? Well, I noticed that you haven't had any actual wisdom teeth pain in several months. Has it been a whole year? I don't know; it's hard for me to keep track as a gigantic, stupid fucking face.
Anyway, here's some intense pain in your mouth. Have fun at work tomorrow with your customer service job, you fucking faggot.
Yeah, you're big dumb face. Just wanted to steal your attention for a second.
Listen. I know that... I know that you've been dealing with a wicked cold for about a week. I've been shooting all sorts of shit out of you constantly. But I have some bad news:
You know how you were saying that you can't wait to get your wisdom teeth removed? That as soon as your father's insurance kicks in you are going to go to a dentist and then an oral surgeon? Well, I noticed that you haven't had any actual wisdom teeth pain in several months. Has it been a whole year? I don't know; it's hard for me to keep track as a gigantic, stupid fucking face.
Anyway, here's some intense pain in your mouth. Have fun at work tomorrow with your customer service job, you fucking faggot.
