Why is it when I put a lot of watermelon in one place..

[aza]

It has the vague smell of meat?

[Dervish]

Because it's a subspecies of cow.

[Cpt Toellner]

Have you been wounded in the last week?

[NotAMouse]

Is there watermellooohn inside the watermelooohn?

[aza]

Cpt Toellner said
Have you been wounded in the last week?

Are you fucking with me here or being serious?