Durnehviir V.S Terrorist Red-Guards

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

>Summon Durnehviir
DG
U.S Marine: "Dur-Neh-Viir!!!"

Durnehviir! Hear my Voice and come forth from the Soul Cairn. I summon you in my time of need.

::Taliban, Al-Qaida, ISIS, Boko Haram, Hamas::
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE US ALLAH!!!!

[Vortex]

Bravo

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

::Later that night::
The terrorists appear, surrounded in an endless, grey landscape full of skeletons. The Islamists are ghostly figures, images that still don't know what's going on. "Where the hell are we? Why are we not with Allah?"
A Dunmer walks up behind him. "Welcome to the Soul Cairn. It's a land of eternal suffering and despair. But it's not all bad. You can go insane in the meantime while you spend countless centuries hoping vainly for a release from the repetitive thunderbolts and lightning flashes, the wandering the dead the grey, white and blue everywhere."
"But, Allah, promised us Eternal Paradise!?"

::A portal from Oblivion opens. ::
"Whatever made you think I was Allah?"