[OOC] The Division - Roleplay

[jumjummju]

Clearly, we are all dead.

[Kiddo]

I am especially dead!

I got the go-ahead on my character's premise, so I should be able to finish that up Soon. Took a few hours to repaint her face last night since I disliked the quick thing I did earlier, so you can check that out (if you want I guess it's not like I like you or anything...)

[Kiddo]

KK CS finished! We ready to get this on the road? (and where's the GM's character [since I assume that there will be one, right?])

[Rare]

Well, Kiddo, It looks good. So it's accepted. As of where my character is, I'm making it.

[Kiddo]

Oh my that is a major WIP.

[SirBeowulf]

This here is Major WIP! We need backup, the infection keeps on spreading! Call in tanks, call in the god damn air strikes! We need help!

[Rare]

Kiddo said
Oh my that is a major WIP.

SirBeowulf said
This here is Major WIP! We need backup, the infection keeps on spreading! Call in tanks, call in the god damn air strikes! We need help!

This is going to be the leader of your character! I might eat all of the cake.

[SirBeowulf]

What do you mean, Cake? This is the apocalypse, there is no more cake.

Of course, those Heinz beans are the shit. Ain't nobody takin' my beans.

[Kiddo]

Can't take Irina's cake, she hasn't made it yet. But if you're nice she might let you have a taste when she does.

[SirBeowulf]

Okay, I gotta be the only one thinking this, but.

Why is everyone a girl? I mean, usually you have a problem having female members but you're outnumbering me and Jiwon.

Oh god please not the make-up.

[jumjummju]

3/5 of the characters are female.

This is looking my usual Xcom squad. All we need now is someone in a 800 pound mech suit.

Also, the WIP's are too strong

[SirBeowulf]

Lemme just make a few adjustments to H.O.W.A.R.D. and we should be set to go!

Let's kick some alie- wait, no aliens? Just looters and gangs?

Well, shit.

[Kiddo]

Well with an odd number in the cast there will either be more females or more males... WHY MUST IT BE MORE MALES HMMMMMMM?

[Rare]

Well, some how I miscounted. I through there were more males than females :p

[SirBeowulf]

Answer me this. Where the hell are you gonna find tampons during the apocalypse?

[Rare]

SirBeowulf said
Answer me this. Where the hell are you gonna find tampons during the apocalypse?

Oh lord, that would be painful.

[jumjummju]

Inb4finding a tampon becomes a major story arc

[Kiddo]

And so it was that when Directive 51 was called, it made no difference, for all of the operatives were too busy arguing about female/male ratios and having existential crises.

[SirBeowulf]

Nobody ever said we were the most competent team, after all. I'm sure Echo squad or Bravo battalion could do a much better job than us. Send them instead.

[jumjummju]

Echo squad just kept shouting at the mountains trying to hear their own voices and Bravo squad kept shouting "Hooray!"

At least Alpha squad was reciting the alphabet. Doing something constructive.