Attack of the Lesbiatron

[Larfleeze]

Derpestein said
Larfleeze gets the Staff of Badgers, a staff that summons deadly rabid Badgers to kill Larfleeze's enemies.

RENDER UNTO LARFLEEZE WHAT IS LARFLEEZE'S!

[Darog the Badger God]

Derpestein said
And on Larfleeze's quest to uncover the secrets of the A.L.L and leak them to the public, he meets Darog, the talking badger. He seems relatively normal, until it is revealed he is the god if badgers.Larfleeze gets the Staff of Badgers, a staff that summons deadly rabid Badgers to kill Larfleeze's enemies.

You are implying I'm a benevolent enough god to give my Staff to some punk ass adventurer, willy nilly and all that jazz.

He has to complete the Trials of the Bloodfist first. And become an Honorary Blood Badger.

[Joegreenbeen]

Once his enemies are destroyed he continues his search. He comes upon a monster, Derpstein's monster. The monster leads Larfleeze to the shrine of ultimate A.L.L. finding.