"FUCK TEAMWORK!" Psychic Fetus shouted, and threw a bunch of trees towards the godmodder.
Excellent, the godmodder ignored the VHS tapes, just like the rest of the world. Before long, Meemoo was surrounded by some of the most beloved, and feared, characters of all time, cloned countless times for every frame in which they existed. "Yes, my legion! now is the time to take back what is rightfully ours! Let us bring the age of digital media to the end and show the world what it means to have a hard copy!" The army let out a bloodthirsty cry, hailing Meemoo for his genius plan. "Now, begin phase 1: SATURDAY MORNING BLITZ!" With that 100 Spidermen from the awesome Saturday morning cartoon began to swing around the godmodder, spraying him with a relentless stream of webbing. Then, 53 Jackie Chans came flying in to unleash a wave of kung-fu fury; they were joined by 237 power rangers spanning all the generations, delivering a sentai smackdown. Finally, every Autobot, every Decepticon, every Maximal, every Pokemon, and the American Godzilla all blasted the godmodder with all of their combined lasers, missiles, and otherwise signature attacks. "GYAHAHAHA THE PAIN IS JUST NOSTALGIA PUMMELING YOUR BODY!"
Jumping forward at the Godmodder from out of a helicopter, Hosai Maximoff launched a series of quick jabs left and right toward the Godmodder's jaw, he then followed this up by spinning his body entirely around and launched two fast roundhouse kicks using his right leg.
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Stekkmen said
The little man attempts to hit the godmodder over the head with his club.
The Godmodder pushes him in front of the hail of firey bullets (see next). The little man respawns.
LeoricAquila said
"BZZZZZAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Kreig screamed as he turned around after being hit by the thunder attack, tilting his gasmasked face toward the godmodder. "I'M GUNNA SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, BADASS!" He shouted as he pulled out his Maliwan Flame Spewing SMG and began to rain a storm of fire infused bullets down on the god modders, all while shouting some crazy gibberish. "AHAHAHA! I'LL TAKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOUR JUICY MEAT BUCKETS AND SHOWER IN THE BLOOD OF ONE THOUSAND SCREAMING STARS! THE POOP TRAIN WILL LIVE ON!:"
The Godmodder had a human shield. No damage.
Descartes said
The Time Wizard uses his power to erase time, causing it so that the God Moder never stepped out of the path of the vehicle. "Muda!" He cries.
The Godmodder has his time-proof underwear from the last battle still equipped, causing it not to effect him!
Weiss Schnee said
"Sorry.." Lina apologized to the one she hit. "He just brushes off attacks like nothing. If this keeps up I may have to get serious.." By that she ment she would have to play her hand by chanting a more powerful spell.
Venchi said
After having his wrist broken the green ranger played on the Dragon Dagger summoning the Dragonzord. He jumped in the cockpit of the giant robot and tried to use it's drill tipped tail to skewer the Godmodder
Dragonzord summoned!
Ironcoat said
A kid with silver hair throws a brick at Godmod's head.
The Godmodder grabs the brick and hits the kid with it, knocking him out.
rawkhawk64 said
Kiyoshi approached Lina. "I have a plan." he said to her. "I have a jutsu, Kamui. If you aim the justu into the air, I can redirect it behind the Godmodder." he whispered. He'd learned from his last encounter, that the only way to best their foe was to work together. He shook his head. Then, from the seal that had appeared when the Naraka Path had been summoned, another wooden coffin appeared. Kiyoshi used the Kamui to warp over. When the coffin opened, Kiyoshi placed another seal inside it. Kiyoshi smirked. "The Animal Path. Able to summon a variety of animals." Kiyoshi announced. The Animal Path moved out of the way, and began to prepare a summon. Kiyoshi, meanwhile, warped back to Lina. "Just aim your next attack at the sky, and I shall try to take care of the rest." Kiyoshi said, quickly making some hand seals. From the earth, to giant stone slabs reached up, planning on trapping the Godmodder inside a hollow dome of earth. Kiyoshi smirked. He hadn't even used very many jutsu last time... no, he still had some tricks up his sleeve...
The Godmodder is trapped for now!
ruronihs said
Excellent, the godmodder ignored the VHS tapes, just like the rest of the world. Before long, Meemoo was surrounded by some of the most beloved, and feared, characters of all time, cloned countless times for every frame in which they existed. "Yes, my legion! now is the time to take back what is rightfully ours! Let us bring the age of digital media to the end and show the world what it means to have a hard copy!" The army let out a bloodthirsty cry, hailing Meemoo for his genius plan. "Now, begin phase 1: SATURDAY MORNING BLITZ!" With that 100 Spidermen from the awesome Saturday morning cartoon began to swing around the godmodder, spraying him with a relentless stream of webbing. Then, 53 Jackie Chans came flying in to unleash a wave of kung-fu fury; they were joined by 237 power rangers spanning all the generations, delivering a sentai smackdown. Finally, every Autobot, every Decepticon, every Maximal, every Pokemon, and the American Godzilla all blasted the godmodder with all of their combined lasers, missiles, and otherwise signature attacks. "GYAHAHAHA THE PAIN IS JUST NOSTALGIA PUMMELING YOUR BODY!"
The Godmodder is trapped in the hollow dome! All the attacks shatter the dome instead of hitting the Godmodder, breaking him out of the dome and doing no damage to the Godmodder.
Green said
"FUCK TEAMWORK!" Psychic Fetus shouted, and threw a bunch of trees towards the godmodder.
The Godmodder jumps around on them, letting them hit the VHS Army, causing massive damage!
Dean said
Jumping forward at the Godmodder from out of a helicopter, Hosai Maximoff launched a series of quick jabs left and right toward the Godmodder's jaw, he then followed this up by spinning his body entirely around and launched two fast roundhouse kicks using his right leg.
The Godmodder let the jabs hit him (doing no damage), but grabbed Hosai's leg, spinning him around and throwing him into the distance.
Godmodder: 100/100
Dragonzord: 5000/5000
VHS Army: 9000/10000
Please do not use formatting. It's not special, it doesn't make you special, and it doesn't quote very well. So don't.
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It was the third turn that Time Wizard was in play. It's about time we used his effect! Time Wizard used time warp, turning Baby Dragon Zord into Thousand Dragon Zord, increasing its attack points by 2000!
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Kreig smirked as he watched the bullets puncture the little man, and as this happened, the other Vault Hunters arrived. Maya, the siren, flicked her wrist in the direction of the god-modder, raising her hand up in the air as she created her phaselock around the god modder. Axton, the commando rushed in aftwars, throwing out his Sabre turret at the ground near the god modder, beginning to rain bullets from his Hyperion rifle down on the God-Modder from behind cover. While soon after Salavdor, the Gunzerker, began gunzerking, wielding two Vladof spinniguns, firing as fast as the mechanized rifles could fire at the god modder. Soon enough, Zero, the Assassin, made his apperance. With not but a sound, he used a projected image of himself and cloaked to get closer to stab the Godmodder in the back with his katana, while Deathtrap and Gaige, the Mechromancer began their assault. Deathtrap firing his laser beam and Gaige throwing a couple of transfusion grenades and firing her Electrified Maliwan SMG. Kreing grinned from behind his mask, while brandishing his Buzzaxe. "ALRIGHT! TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" He screamed as he ran at the Godmodder, gettsxinging his Buzzaxe in a downward arc to try and sever the Godmodders arm off.
Stekkmen Head shotted.
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The little man appears in a cloud of smoke back in his woods.
He sees a blood pool where he stood last, a small glowing mist above it. He had to re-collect his souls!
He picked up his trusty club and attempts to sneak over while the commotion of battle happens.
He sees a blood pool where he stood last, a small glowing mist above it. He had to re-collect his souls!
He picked up his trusty club and attempts to sneak over while the commotion of battle happens.
"YOU GOT LUCKY LITTLE MAN!" Meemoo shouted, frustrated that these inferior beings of the digital age were all flapping about the battlefield and interfering with his invincible army. "But no matter, he will die this time; KAIJU KAOS KRUSH!" The ominous sound of booming brass played in the background as Japan's most dangerous giant monsters emerged from the horizon, finally ready to join the army. Godzilla, Rodan, Anguiras, Ghidorah, Biolante, Gigan, Megalon, Mothra, Baby Mothra, Hedorah, Mechagodzilla, Space Godzilla, and Destroyah all appeared in triplicate to attack the godmodder. The Spidermen hopped aboard the Baby Mothras, spewing an even more intense stream of webbing as the Momma Mothras dropped a sleeping powder that the Rodans turned into a sleeping powder tornado by coordinating the gusts of their mighty wings. The Mechagodzillas and Ghidoras joined forces with the transformers unleashing a volley of lasers and missiles that could only be quantified as A LOT. The Jackie Chans hopped on to of the Anguirases, Gigans and Megalons; when the nine Kaiju delivered a ruthless barrage with their spiky appendages, the Jackie Chans jumped off to add some good old Kung Fu to the madness. The Biolantes all sent a barrage of hungry-chompy-mouth-tentacles into the mix. The Godzillas and Destroyahs clashed in the middle of it all, causing the Godzillas' nuclear cores to reach critical mass, resulting in a triple Kaiju nuclear blast. Finally, the Space Godzillas used their reflective crystal powers to contain and focus all the energy onto the godmodder. "MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!"
Thrown through the air at far distances, his palm would tighten into a fist, he then blew a small stream of wind against his back, this had slowed him down. He then floated in the air using the wind to spiral around his legs, saying "Let's see if you can handle this." Lifting one arm halfway up, a small column of wind swirled underneath the GM'S feet, until the column formed into a tornado that will cause him to spiral around.
Cupping his hands while bringing them back as electricity had been generating from the air inbetween his palms. He thursted forward launching the sphere directly at the tornado, to cause an electrical shock of a million volts. Once he landed on the ground he quickly threw his arms onto ground and added another shock of electricity from distances away, the lighting shot up from underneath the ground in columns of four.
Cupping his hands while bringing them back as electricity had been generating from the air inbetween his palms. He thursted forward launching the sphere directly at the tornado, to cause an electrical shock of a million volts. Once he landed on the ground he quickly threw his arms onto ground and added another shock of electricity from distances away, the lighting shot up from underneath the ground in columns of four.
Stekkmen Head shotted.
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ruronihs said
"YOU GOT LUCKY LITTLE MAN!" Meemoo shouted, frustrated that these inferior beings of the digital age were all flapping about the battlefield and interfering with his invincible army. "But no matter, he will die this time; KAIJU KAOS KRUSH!" The ominous sound of booming brass played in the background as Japan's most dangerous giant monsters emerged from the horizon, finally ready to join the army. Godzilla, Rodan, Anguiras, Ghidorah, Biolante, Gigan, Megalon, Mothra, Baby Mothra, Hedorah, Mechagodzilla, Space Godzilla, and Destroyah all appeared in triplicate to attack the godmodder. The Spidermen hopped aboard the Baby Mothras, spewing an even more intense stream of webbing as the Momma Mothras dropped a sleeping powder that the Rodans turned into a sleeping powder tornado by coordinating the gusts of their mighty wings. The Mechagodzillas and Ghidoras joined forces with the transformers unleashing a volley of lasers and missiles that could only be quantified as A LOT. The Jackie Chans hopped on to of the Anguirases, Gigans and Megalons; when the nine Kaiju delivered a ruthless barrage with their spiky appendages, the Jackie Chans jumped off to add some good old Kung Fu to the madness. The Biolantes all sent a barrage of hungry-chompy-mouth-tentacles into the mix. The Godzillas and Destroyahs clashed in the middle of it all, causing the Godzillas' nuclear cores to reach critical mass, resulting in a triple Kaiju nuclear blast. Finally, the Space Godzillas used their reflective crystal powers to contain and focus all the energy onto the godmodder. "MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!"
"The god modder steps out of the way."
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Descartes said
It was the third turn that Time Wizard was in play. It's about time we used his effect! Time Wizard used time warp, turning Baby Dragon Zord into Thousand Dragon Zord, increasing its attack points by 2000!
What... what was the goal of this? Attack points? Unless you mean health points, and even if you did, that's not counting for anything.
LeoricAquila said
Kreig smirked as he watched the bullets puncture the little man, and as this happened, the other Vault Hunters arrived. Maya, the siren, flicked her wrist in the direction of the god-modder, raising her hand up in the air as she created her phaselock around the god modder. Axton, the commando rushed in aftwars, throwing out his Sabre turret at the ground near the god modder, beginning to rain bullets from his Hyperion rifle down on the God-Modder from behind cover. While soon after Salavdor, the Gunzerker, began gunzerking, wielding two Vladof spinniguns, firing as fast as the mechanized rifles could fire at the god modder. Soon enough, Zero, the Assassin, made his apperance. With not but a sound, he used a projected image of himself and cloaked to get closer to stab the Godmodder in the back with his katana, while Deathtrap and Gaige, the Mechromancer began their assault. Deathtrap firing his laser beam and Gaige throwing a couple of transfusion grenades and firing her Electrified Maliwan SMG. Kreing grinned from behind his mask, while brandishing his Buzzaxe. "ALRIGHT! TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" He screamed as he ran at the Godmodder, gettsxinging his Buzzaxe in a downward arc to try and sever the Godmodders arm off.
An ATT (Anti-Turret Turret) is deployed, busying the Sabre turret. The phaselock is ineffective, as the Godmodder is too fast for it to take effect. The Godmodder expected Zero's attack (having dealt with an enemy such as this before), and kicked him away. The laser and the transfusion grenades hit Kreig, throwing him into Salvador and causing Salvador's guns to fire briefly at Axton.
Stekkmen said
The little man appears in a cloud of smoke back in his woods.He sees a blood pool where he stood last, a small glowing mist above it. He had to re-collect his souls!He picked up his trusty club and attempts to sneak over while the commotion of battle happens.
ruronihs said
"YOU GOT LUCKY LITTLE MAN!" Meemoo shouted, frustrated that these inferior beings of the digital age were all flapping about the battlefield and interfering with his invincible army. "But no matter, he will die this time; KAIJU KAOS KRUSH!" The ominous sound of booming brass played in the background as Japan's most dangerous giant monsters emerged from the horizon, finally ready to join the army. Godzilla, Rodan, Anguiras, Ghidorah, Biolante, Gigan, Megalon, Mothra, Baby Mothra, Hedorah, Mechagodzilla, Space Godzilla, and Destroyah all appeared in triplicate to attack the godmodder. The Spidermen hopped aboard the Baby Mothras, spewing an even more intense stream of webbing as the Momma Mothras dropped a sleeping powder that the Rodans turned into a sleeping powder tornado by coordinating the gusts of their mighty wings. The Mechagodzillas and Ghidoras joined forces with the transformers unleashing a volley of lasers and missiles that could only be quantified as A LOT. The Jackie Chans hopped on to of the Anguirases, Gigans and Megalons; when the nine Kaiju delivered a ruthless barrage with their spiky appendages, the Jackie Chans jumped off to add some good old Kung Fu to the madness. The Biolantes all sent a barrage of hungry-chompy-mouth-tentacles into the mix. The Godzillas and Destroyahs clashed in the middle of it all, causing the Godzillas' nuclear cores to reach critical mass, resulting in a triple Kaiju nuclear blast. Finally, the Space Godzillas used their reflective crystal powers to contain and focus all the energy onto the godmodder. "MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!"
The VHS army gets tangled together from the sheer mass of them, obliterating them all with the Kaiju nuclear blasts.
Dean said
Thrown through the air at far distances, his palm would tighten into a fist, he then blew a small stream of wind against his back, this had slowed him down. He then floated in the air using the wind to spiral around his legs, saying "Let's see if you can handle this." Lifting one arm halfway up, a small column of wind swirled underneath the GM'S feet, until the column formed into a tornado that will cause him to spiral around. Cupping his hands while bringing them back as electricity had been generating from the air inbetween his palms. He thursted forward launching the sphere directly at the tornado, to cause an electrical shock of a million volts. Once he landed on the ground he quickly threw his arms onto ground and added another shock of electricity from distances away, the lighting shot up from underneath the ground in columns of four.
The Godmodder gets stuck in the tornado, but absorbed the electricity! The Godmodder now has electricity powers!
The Godmodder attacks the Dragonzord with his new powers, causing 500 damage!
Godmodder (Electric Powers): 100/100
Dragonzord: 4500/5000
I have a feeling that you guys didn't really read the notes at the beginning, because I believe I asked you not to respond with such long attacks. It only serves to confuse me and frustrate me, making me want to answer less and less. Also, check in on the OOC every once in a while. Tips and tricks might show up.
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The little man stands there, body singed black in a cartoon-esque fashion.
Then he turned into a pile of ash. Again he poofs back nearby, and checks his forehead to see if his eyebrows were still there, and finds that they are. He glares and retreats back into the woods. He returns with 5 undead ghouls, all of them with snazzy fedoras, one of them with a baseball bat, another with a chain. The rest were slowly approaching, snapping their fingers to a suave jazz tune.
Then he turned into a pile of ash. Again he poofs back nearby, and checks his forehead to see if his eyebrows were still there, and finds that they are. He glares and retreats back into the woods. He returns with 5 undead ghouls, all of them with snazzy fedoras, one of them with a baseball bat, another with a chain. The rest were slowly approaching, snapping their fingers to a suave jazz tune.
"Impossible!" Meemoo cried, but just then a far more powerful force of media graced the world with its voice.
"YOU HAVE FAILED!" The Internet bellowed. "For your incompetence, I shall have a group of teenagers smash you to pieces and post in on Youtube. Now begone!" With that a man with a sledgehammer unplugged Meemoo and took him to his doom. "Now I will show you how to deal with people like this!" The internet spawns to IP addresses. The first one contacts the mods, links them to the godmodder's post history, and claims that he is violating the terms of service of the website. The second IP floods the godmodder's inbox with all kinds of nasty messages, including, but not limited to, ad hominems, male genitalia, and death/rape threats.
"YOU HAVE FAILED!" The Internet bellowed. "For your incompetence, I shall have a group of teenagers smash you to pieces and post in on Youtube. Now begone!" With that a man with a sledgehammer unplugged Meemoo and took him to his doom. "Now I will show you how to deal with people like this!" The internet spawns to IP addresses. The first one contacts the mods, links them to the godmodder's post history, and claims that he is violating the terms of service of the website. The second IP floods the godmodder's inbox with all kinds of nasty messages, including, but not limited to, ad hominems, male genitalia, and death/rape threats.
When he saw that he simply absorbed his ability he yelled "Damn it!" Hosai flew over using the wind around his feet to propel him forward and landed. Then immediately jumped forward slamming his right heel down against the Godmodder's shoulder, he connected his heel kick with a slight lean sideways to kick him in the side of his eye with his left leg.
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Stekkmen said
The little man stands there, body singed black in a cartoon-esque fashion.Then he turned into a pile of ash. Again he poofs back nearby, and checks his forehead to see if his eyebrows were still there, and finds that they are. He glares and retreats back into the woods. He returns with 5 undead ghouls, all of them with snazzy fedoras, one of them with a baseball bat, another with a chain. The rest were slowly approaching, snapping their fingers to a suave jazz tune.
Undead Ghouls added!
ruronihs said
"Impossible!" Meemoo cried, but just then a far more powerful force of media graced the world with its voice. "YOU HAVE FAILED!" The Internet bellowed. "For your incompetence, I shall have a group of teenagers smash you to pieces and post in on Youtube. Now begone!" With that a man with a sledgehammer unplugged Meemoo and took him to his doom. "Now I will show you how to deal with people like this!" The internet spawns to IP addresses. The first one contacts the mods, links them to the godmodder's post history, and claims that he is violating the terms of service of the website. The second IP floods the godmodder's inbox with all kinds of nasty messages, including, but not limited to, ad hominems, male genitalia, and death/rape threats.
The claims are dismissed by the mods, saying that he is well within his rights to do this! The Godmodder doesn't have time to check his messages, he's currently tangled in a big ol brawl!
Godmodder: 100/100
Dragonzord: 4500/5000
Ghouls: 500/500 (100 per Ghoul)
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The group of snazzy ghouls approaches the god-modder. "Sic em, fellas!" The little man shouts.
The one with the chains attempt to strangle the godmodder while the one with the baseball tries to attack the knees. The other 3 rush the god-modder with pocket knives.
The one with the chains attempt to strangle the godmodder while the one with the baseball tries to attack the knees. The other 3 rush the god-modder with pocket knives.
He summons a large gust of wind that spirals around the godmodder, Hosai then summons his Katana which he throws like a vertically throws like a boomerang. Another Katana is summoned and he throws this one the same except horizontally, and another is thrown diagonally. Ken Masters launches a diagonal Houdouken and Ryu fires a flaming Houdouken horizontally Sasuke summons a fireball style
Hosai discharges a lighting bolt from the sky then discharges a second bolt of lighting this time there are five bolts of lighting all aiming for him at once! He then, blows a column of wind vertically to blow him afar while he fired a ball of wind and electricity from behind him!
Hosai discharges a lighting bolt from the sky then discharges a second bolt of lighting this time there are five bolts of lighting all aiming for him at once! He then, blows a column of wind vertically to blow him afar while he fired a ball of wind and electricity from behind him!
The Internet spawns a Grammar Nazi, who proceeds to pick apart the godmodder's last post despite the fact that everybody understood it perfectly. The Grammar Nazi scowls at the first fragment.
The Internet hopes that his Nazi will be so annoying that he derails the godmodder's train of thought, distracting him for at least one crucial moment. After all, who doesn't like telling Grammar Nazis to get a life?
Undead Ghouls added!"I think you mean 'Undead Ghouls WERE added!'"
The claims are dismissed by the mods, saying that he is well within his rights to do this!"You've got a dangling participle here! As written, claims are saying you are well within your rights, which I am quite certain is not what you meant." Finally, the Nazi scoffs at the last sentence, not even bothering to quote it because he is clearly superior. "The comma should be a semicolon and you need an apostrophe to show that you are using a contraction. If you're going to God-mod, at least do it in proper English!"
The Internet hopes that his Nazi will be so annoying that he derails the godmodder's train of thought, distracting him for at least one crucial moment. After all, who doesn't like telling Grammar Nazis to get a life?
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Lina watches everyone. While the Godmodder is dealing with all the other combatents she decides its time to pull out the big guns. While also following the concept no one should be as powerful as the GodModder however the spell she is planning is worth a try...
She stands back and begins to prepare for a chant for a spell that hopefully will do some damage to the GodModder...
"One who is darker than twilight
One who is redder than flowing blood
Buried in the flow of time..."
(This will take a few posts to let off)
She stands back and begins to prepare for a chant for a spell that hopefully will do some damage to the GodModder...
"One who is darker than twilight
One who is redder than flowing blood
Buried in the flow of time..."
(This will take a few posts to let off)
"Somebody fuse with me! With our combined powers, we will defeat this phantom menace and rule the universe!" Psychic Fetus said.
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