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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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@mtntopview sorry it took me so long but thanksgiving dishes must be washed

Sure. I'll just post it.
There we go. I balanced Kolon. No nukes. But he does have an infinite supply of various grenade versions of some of his nukes.



Light of a nuclear bomb ... good?


Only for kolon. For me it would probably burn my eyes, and the rest of me. No. I'll take my dim room and hot chocolate and adorable Absols and umbreons.
Plus light is bright. And makes me tired.
I really do not like the fact that dark is synonymous with edgy. I like dark. Darkness is calming, and makes hot chocolate taste so much better. Plus dark in Pokémon has the most adorable pokemon.
And I am now confused. As I don't know who M. Night shaymalan is.
If anyone wants to know, the entire thought process behind unweakened kolon was "what if a three year old had the power to turn life into a Micheal bay movie"
Don't worry @lmpkio doomsday will have himself a worthy opponent soon. And it will come in the form of three feet of fur.

unless they become friends. In which case smoldering ruins of friendship
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