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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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And posted @mtntopview suffice to say, that did come back to bite you. Especially considering that transformers can be taken down by ballistic weaponry, and Cyano is using cold fusion weaponry. And currently has a cold fusion gun to grimlocks head, I don't see many escapes short of someone intervening
Cyano Conablum


Cyano quickly moved over to one side as the robot swatted at her. Now, that was quite rude. Here she was, bein all nice. She wasn't even going to kill him. Though now, well. 50 feet tall or not. Hopefully the stick figure could work with a dead robot. Cyano switched to physical augmentation, pulled her multiweapon out, and placed it against the robots head. If she was lucky it's main processing unit was located up there, making this quick. If not, well perhaps there was a bit of fun to finally be had.

"And to think, not even a small greeting before you tried to splat me. Oh well. You know, I would have really loved to have had a conversation before I brought you down a peg big guy. But now you have a choice. You can say sorry, and I'll shoot you right now. Or I can just shoot you. Pretty good choice if I do say so myself"

As she said that, Sam would suddenly appear out of nowhere on the robots head. Not surprising. He was probably sent to make sure the job got done. To help out. But she wasn't going to need it. She had everything under control here. And as such, just gave Sam a silent tip of her head.
If your in new york, then your character definitely should have noticed the battle, since everyone in new York was on the same island. So the palace would be a place to have your person head to. From there the alliance of conquerors is still there, or if you miss them there is Ika Musume. Who would definitely get you involved.
Semiscience. Turning the adorable into the terrifying.
@lmpkioI'm excited for it. Also, I don't suggest anyone find Ika and back her into a corner now. I knew Ika was powerful, but those calculations put her from powerful to where I can actually believe she could put Apocalypse down seriously, rather then just as a joke.
To tack on to tentacle durability, most lighthouse walls are at least 9 feet thick and made of stone. She could pierce that without any damage to her trntacles.

Ika Musume now terrifies me.
Oh. I just wanted Ika to meet Ryu so she could mistake him for Kyu from roadbrawlers, which was a parody game from the show and manga. Like hedgehog kart.
Really thinking about it, it's very likely actually. Her tentacles are strong enough to knock down a lighthouse in one hit, and long enough to reach said lighthouse. To knock it down they would have to be durable, and because bullets were being used, not swords, then they wouldn't have done much good on her tentacles, since they are made to pierce, not slice. Since Ikas tentacles only break from the thin sides, not the flat thick front and back. And since she can move them at Mach 3, ten tentacles could have destroyed anything that got within a mile of her.

Yikes. Bringing semiscience into these things sheds a terrifying new light on things.
Yikes. If it wasn't for her age she probably could have taken down the alliance of conquerors and saved nova all on her own. But sadly personality mears she cowers in a corner. Also, SHE MISSED RYU! WHY RYU! IKA MUST MAKE A RYU JOKE!
I am under the assumption that since Ikas tentacles made three sonic booms in the span of 10 feet, she was going at Mach 3. Following that, that means er tentacles can move at 3304.4 kilometers per hour. 2301.81 miles per hour, or 3375.9 feet per second.
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