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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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Kolon grenades. Friend grenades. Let's not forget I cut kolons grenade arsenal down to like, a fifth.
Who turns reality on its head more. Kolon or light?
Well, he did just have a couple hundred grenades exploded on him. And if he doesn't wake up in the next 30 seconds or so he's going to wake up in the cat universe cuccoruler put in to the RP. Or the zombie universe that was mentioned in the beginning of the RP
Oh! @lmpkio is with the kolons. I hadn't noticed. Sorry, the kolons already found nova.
Ill post with Cyano, Saber, Absolis, and Ika soon.
Kolon


@thewizardguy@savato@lmpkio

Hmm? Oh, so he needed him to not wake up? Kolon could do that. The two larger kolons exited the room they had set nova in. This was all quite a bit of work for the kolons. So perhaps it was time to play a game. Kolon handed the two larger kolons a few grenades, and again they would place them somewhere. With a few kolon words exchanged, one of them would begin throwing a rather... excessive amount towards a slot in the door. It was large enough for them to go in, and the trajectory was perfect, so all of them would go in. While that kolon was doing that, Kolon would lead the other kolon to a machine with a helmet and a chair connected to a screen. It looked almost like an electric chair.

Like a good kolon, the larger kolon would sit in the chair while Kolon fiddled around with some controls. The helmet lowered, the kolon would become rigid, and suddenly the screen would turn on. Bringing the ethereals attention to the screen, it would begin to play the kolons memories from before it was kolonized. Of course, at first everything seemed normal. Though the ethereal would notice that the kolon seemed a bit bigger in the memories. It would see novas death, the conquerors discussion being interrupted by the tremendous destructive power of Ika Musume, and then. Things would get weird. The memories of the events of the chibification of the conquerors and apocalypse would play. All of it from the kolons point of view. And finally, the kolon turning into a kolon. Regardless of what he had just seen, he would probably realize that the machine was a memory extractor. He would also realize this kolon was one of the last survivors of the battle.

After a good amount of grenading, supposing it had worked, and nova had not regenerated, the kolon would take the now even more exploded body of nova, and set it down on a pad near the back of the hut while everyone was watching the screen. With a few simple keystrokes, Novas body would be sent through the strands of time and space, and would send him somewhere. Though the most likely places for him to appear would be in a world of either zombies or cats?
@Absolis
Nah, physically Apocalypse is stronger than the God Emperor. The God Emperor could probably beat the first form of Apocalypse that arrived here, but this Apocalypse is significantly stronger. Of course, that's taking into account purely physical capabilities.

Also, the palace is made from normal stone. He literally built it out of the nearby skyscrapers, remember?

Oh and Nova can teleport. So no matter how durable the cell, it won't hold him.


Ah, yep. It's still incredibly durable. Even apocalypse could beat on it for hours and he might cause some wear and tear.

Well then. Time for the ever good standby. Ship the remains off to some other universe
Maximum power god stone. Kolons strongest creation

Then it turns out the palace is made if normal stone
Well, since kolon genius allows them to build structures that maximize the durability of the material used, and the palace was made of essentially god materials...
@savatoHonestly, the hut alone could probably hold nova for a while. I don't think forever, but I don't know just how strong nova is. I do believe he is stronger then apocalypse physically however.
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