Buddha isn't the only one who has hoes. I have lots and lots of hoes too. Why? Because I really like to garden.
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@Buddha Laughing My Ass Off XD I just read the same thing and cringed so hard. @PersonWho'sNameWillNotBeMentioned please... Rethink that post a little bit, and try a bit of mental therapy.
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@Wolf Paws I can relate. When I was hardcore working on a Pokemon RP I didn't sleep for 2-3 nights in a row. I figured it was time to sleep when I started hearing voices...
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10 yrs ago
Just Realized, My One Year Guildversery was 15 days ago :)
Motel Roof "Go! Now everyone get out of the building!" Brandon took one last swig of scotch before he dropped it with a crash on the sidewalk, and threw the lighter down on top of it. There was the smell of smoke, and a soft wavering of the Flames. Brandon rushed down the stairs and out the door, watching the horde walk into the flames.
Name: Carl Rathean Age: 16 Gender: Male Height/Weight: 5'5, 129lbs Personality: Adventurous, fun, enthusiastic? All of he above! Carl is on the wild side, always a thrill seekers, who needs constant adventure, to keep him happy. No matter where it is, a dark cave, the tallest mountain, the sea. Carl will love it. He's fun, and a little quirky.
Aside from all his fun attributes, Carl is also very sympathetic. When a friend is sad he is sad, when they're happy he's happy, when they're tired he's tired, well scratch that, he's never tired. He's very kind, and a friend to the core. History: Born into a poor family, Carl did not have a normal childhood. He was homeschooled, and had little to no friends. His parents say that that's why he's different. Because of being different he was bullied, beaten, thrown into a trash can, until, when he was 13, his dad got a job offer.
Everything changed then. They were moving to the Kalos Region, so his dad could work there as a scientist on Mega Evolution. When his dad became famous for finding a new Mega Stone, so did him and his family. TV, news, books, interviews on his family it was to... Controlled. He wished for a life with, adventure, and friends, actual friends, not the ones his parents payed for to be with him, and... Pokemon! All he wanted was a Pokemon. A friend that he could go on adventures with. But which one?! Empoleon! His dad discovered a Mega Stone, for emploleon.
One day, when both of his parents were home from interviews, he asked them for a Piplup. Since his parents where rich now, they could afford it and agreed to let him have on for his 15th birthday. Dream/Goal: he does not have one, he just wishes to be unlike others. Preferred Starter: Already has Piplup, but if allowed would like Gible. Other: Enjoys Water, Ice, Ghost, and Dragon types
Motel "Horace!" He saw them running up the stairs, passing him. He followed the out to the gravel roof. He say the makeshift zip line. "Hell no." He muttered under his breath. "Horace! Don't zip line. I have a better idea." He looked at the soldier, who was sitting on the floor, looking ready to pass out. "we can throw the scotch out and light it on fire. It'll distract them and we won't have to do, a suicide missing across that, 'zip line' of yours."
Ok well I redid it, there will probably be some more flaws but I will be happy to change them
Abysmalia
A Human Faction mainly based on military and minerals. Abysmalia is on a planet called SC-947-1. A lush green planet. However, even though it is lunch, and green, we do not put our efforts into farming here, as it would take on the farming "planets". Abysmalia's total size is around 3,470sq miles, and quite populated, at 75mil Up in orbit, we have a large trade outpost, around 9km in diameter. Abysmalia is on the west, east, and north side covered by mountains, and in the south a harsh desert. A route is a gap between the Eastern Mountains, and the Southern Desert. For what we have explored there seems to be no other life forms on this planet.
Gorraen Astroid Field: Where Abysmalia Collects most of the helium 3, metals, and stones. It was named after Captain Gorraen who discovered the small field. Now the resources are soon to run out, so we have started to relocate our mining positions.
Rathean Astroid Field: Slightly bigger than the Gorraen, at 6.3 kilometers, we have now started to mine here, since the Gorraen is starting to run out.
Vegetation Field 1: a cluster of small "planets", like earth, which are able to hold plant life. We have used this to grow our crops since the beginning. Each "planet" is aroun 1-2 kilometers wide.
Abysmalia is run by a dictatorship. Abysmalia was originally going to elect a leader, as a democracy, but before they could do that, a war broke out, and was put to an end by General Gorraen. Because of his amazing way to settle many situations with his words, he was deemed a dictator.
After his death, many thought that a dictatorship wasn't the way to go, when th wars broke out again. After another week of fighting, an ambitious captain stepped up as dictator. After he spoke, the fighting was abolished, and dictatorship was the way to go. Now Abysmalia is a Demo-Dictatorship, where the faction chooses a dictator.
As of classes, there really are no poor. By that I mean the ones with low pay, or low money, in general, still can afford to live. There are three classes. The upper, the middle, and the lower.
Abysmalia does have a rich culture. Originating from California, a very cultural place, many Hispanics, African Americans, and many other races were sent up from California. To celebrate a rich culture, once every year, on the 23rd of March, there is a festival in the Abysmalian Center Square, where people share food and drink, dances, and traditions from there culture.
Xerxes: Xerxes is a corporation, and main supplier for Abysmalia, of spacecraft, and anything that has to do with it. Engines, Shuttle parts, AI, and the tech that goes behind it all.
Apollo: Abysmalia's privately owned weapons manufacturer. For guns,tanks, weapons systems. There weapons systems also feed into Xerxes' spacecraft.
Infamous: A religious group causing riots, and murders because they say there can only be one religion. But have not yet specified which one.
Nebula Corps: An organization run by Insect Humanoids. They have attacked several times to get hold of resources. There leader has not yet been revealed.
Abysmalia is run by a dictatorship. When the True Vacuum, began, and the faction began, many smaller, internal factions began to war. General George Gorraen, put an end to it by use of his words. During his rule, he was a slow, uninvolved ruler. As dictator he was also supposed to lead our faction, not just stand by and speak about it. Which he thought not. Many thought his death, was not do to a natural heart attack, but a chemical, or pill.
After Gorraen's death, the fighting started once more. Chaos, corruption, death. It needed to end. At that time, many captains were suited for the role, but none wanted to take the responsibility. Until an ambitious captain spoke up. Captain Johnathan Rathean. Johnathan was a brave, kind, soldier, like by all. He was a perfect fit. As a much more lively and involved dictator, trade is now starting to flourish between Abysmalia and the Draxi.
Notable Missions: Resc-347-295: a rescue mission from the Nebula Corps. 25 crew members were taken, and evidence led us to a large ship. We were able to rescue the hostages with 2 casualties, a crew hostage, and a resc squad trooper. Barely making it out alive when the ship blew up when we got out. -Captain Rathean
Def-0323-03: A defense against Nebula Corps. After the incident with the hostages, Nebula Corps retaliated severely. Bringing in 8,000 infantry, 5 battle cruisers, and 10 assault carriers. We were able to push them back to where they came, but not without loss of life. 2,000 people died that day, and we will never forget the day of 8-24.
Noteable Theories: Another Big Bang occurred. Like the first one, but much smaller. Not enough to destroy and create planets, but enough to disorient them and move them around, therefore explaining why Alien Lifeforms are more common to us now.
With The True Vacuum, we have been influenced to respect other Lifeforms, because we now know, that were not the only ones out there. It has influenced us to respect other races in general. In Abysmalia, rascism has been abolished and we can now share our culture, happily.
Since 2015, the world has advanced significantly, Abysmalia more specifically. Abysmalia is now fond of the Advancement of Antimatter, using it for engines, gun propulsion, and more.
Ion Shielding: Ion shielding can cover the whole of Abysmalia in nanoseconds. In all there are 20 flux capacitors, all powered by plutonium, underground of course. When shields are hit with any type of energy blast, it Ionizes the energy, transfer it, then shoot it out of the various Ion Cannons set up around Abysmalia, and shoot it as a controlled beam.
Hybrid Engines: An Antimatter- Synthetic Helium 4 triple tank engine. The ship mainly runs off of Antimatter. One tank is filled with antimatter, another with the Synthetic Helium 4(SH4) For quick getaways and FTL jumps, some of the the SH4 and Antimatter, are put into the third empty tank. They mix, causing it to "erupt" and send it of with speed.
Total Manpower: 700,000 Infantry: 100,000 Active, 100,000 Reserves Navy?(What would u call the spaceship flying people): 150,000 Active, 150,000 Reserves DOD(Department Of Defense) 200,000 Active
Ever since the Nebula Corps has been attacking Abysmalia we've upgraded our defenses, and military in case.
Trade: Abysmalia is currently trading with the Draxi, a bipedal race. When the Vacuum was finished Abysmalia found themselves close to the alien race, so they decided to make relations with them. As of now, every two days, Abysmalia sends them a shipment of 150 lbs of Damascus Steel for 200 lbs of titanium.
For trade, Abysmalia is currently looking for a supplier of helium 3.
Crops: The atmospheric levels are perfect to sustain life on the farming "planets". Since they are so close to earth, the sun also shines on them the right way. The crops must be sprayed daily. Because of the great positioning, and atmospheric levels, the crops seem to grow better, and faster, than on earth itself. Because of that, Abysmalia collects around 20,000 pounds of crops per month.
Minerals: In the Gorraen Astroid Field, not much is left. In the final collection, ET, in a week, all the resources will be collected from the astroids. So far from Gorraen we have collected: Helium 3, Damascus Steel, Iron, Emerald, Lapis Lazuli, and Sapphire. With the Rathean we expect the same, but at greater quantities.
The Draxi are a bipedal, insect-like race, that used to live in deep space. When the True Vacuum had happened, they ended up next to earth, and our planet. The Draxi, are a cousin of the ---- Draxi, which means, pure Draxi. The ---- Draxi, are known, to have been in the Nebula Corps. But when they broke protocol, and bred with another race, they were banished, and they, and their families, are now known as, just the Draxi, because they aren't pure. The Nebula Corps has not been worried about information being leaked, but now, since the Draxi are so far away from them, The Nebula Corps are trying to hunt them down, and since they are trade partners with Abysmalia, we are caught in the middle of it.
The Nebula Corps, is an organization of many races, trying to conquer, everything, a little bit at a time. The primary race, is that of the ---- Draxi. Now after many that have been banished, have been moved far away because of the True Vacuum, the Nebula Corps is trying to hunt anyone down, who might have information of their whereabouts, or of their plans. With much more money, and much more advanced technology, the Nebula Corps, has seemed to almost, if not, fully controlled black matter. Using it for shielding, weapons, everything, is black matter. With a mix of different different races, and technologies, over the many years, Nebula Corps has grown into a high tech beast, and can not, will not be taken down, by only one faction.
Capital: None Type: Martial; Mercantile Government: Small Tribe Xenophobia: Normal Agression: Normal Population: 340-350 Primary Religion: Atheist The Devian is not a city state, but more like a clan. They are not nomads, but they are not big enough to be considered a civilization , nor even a city state, with only about 340 in all. The Devian lives in the western, more mountainous regions, and therefore have to rely on trade for crops. Since the deviants do, however, live in the mountains, they are a highly sought out trade partner for minerals.
Type:Steppe Nomad Population: 60,000-75,000 Government: Independent Tribes Primary Religion: Shamanism A relatively small horde of nomads, with about 60,000 in all. To some of the average city states, they may not be much of a threat, but to others that is a different story. They seem to always ransack the smaller villages, as they are a 'worthy' opponent to them. Since they are nomads, they will sometimes have a large variety of trade items, because of the mass amount of places they travel to.
Name: Mazge Type: Desert Nomads Population: 70,000 Government: Tribal Confederacy Primary Religion: Mamzug Polytheism Culture: The Mazge nomads are a group of merchantile nomads who inhabit the deserts in the far west. Given their hostile enviroment, they are predisposed to seek trade for their most basic needs. They are very well known for dressing head to toe in cloth to protect from the harsh sun and sand. They have hundreds of gods, most of whom are represented as rocks or other natural phenomena.
Name: Ataya Type: Forest Dwellers Population: 198,000 Government: Independent Tribes Primary Religion: Shamanism Culture: the Ataya are forest dwellers, specifically trained with a bow and arrow. These are mainly hunters and gatherers. Most of their meals consist of, a pita like, acorn bread, with some type of meat, like rabbit, and a mix of vegetables on the side. Since the Ataya's main religion, is Shamanism, they use many of the plants, and herbs, found in the forest, in their medicines and practices. The Ataya are not known to be hostile, and tend to keep to themselves, minding their own business. As they do that, they are expect others to do the same.
Name of Nation: Twin Cities of Great N'la Capital: Darku Type: Religious Government: Theocracy Xenophobia: Extremely High Agression: Very High Population: 35,000 Primary Religion: Nalism Culture: Two cities have been formed by two loves: the earthly by the lover of self, the heavenly by the love of God. That is the story of N'la. The people of Darku were ruled by the all powerful god-king N'la (called Nal by the people of Tushpa). N'la saw the rich and powerful Tushpa as a threat, and quickly destroyed and incorporated them as vassals though holy war. At the moment, the Nalists wish to continue their conquests for the glory of N'la
Capital: Druish Type: Martial Government: Democracy Xenophobia: High Agression: Extremely High Population: 80,000 Primary Religion: Cult of Death A group of city states, that use brutal methods. Many say that they cut off the heads of the former leaders, and put the on stakes outside of their walls. The Ishtarians put most of their efforts towards military and defense, while their food and trade are very low. Which results in a massive civilization, but not a big enough economy to support it. Because of this, the Ishtarians are loosing hundreds everyday, do to starvation. Which results in the need of more people, which leads to more conquering.
Capital: Myria Type: Agricultural; Martial; Mercantile Government: Monarchy Xenophobia: Normal Agression: Normal Population: 200,000-210,000 Primary Religion: Cult of Equality That's right, I said it, kingdom. Veeran has been around for hundreds of years, expanding, and trading, and conquering, under the rule of different kings and queens. With a military force of over 80,000, and a estimated population of 210,000, it is definitely going to be a stronger opponent. At the base of a mountain chain, it has suitable land for farming, because of rivers, and the silt that they carry making the soil fertile. Also because of the mountains, they have a surplus of iron, aluminum, and gemstones, as well as gold. This kingdom will only attack when provoked, but in a time of need, it will do anything to sustain its power.
Name: Skudha Type:Steppe Nomad Population: 300,000 Government: Independent Tribes Primary Religion: Shamanism Culture: Skudha is an umbrella term for many independant tribes and confederations that share a common culture. Common traits among the Skudha are their domestication and lifestyle centered on the Horse, their penchant for mounted archery and their brutality in war, with both sexes riding together as warriors. The Skudha fight primarily with the bow and axe, made of bronze as the Skudha are indeed advanced enough to use bronze. Their tanned and toughened leather armor is made from the skin of their fallen enemies.
Name of Nation: Lamian League Capital: Lama Type: Agricultural Government: Democracy Xenophobia: Normal Agression: Low Population: 80,000 Primary Religion: Cult of Fertility Culture: The Lamians are a city founded on farming. Their plentiful food has allowed them a very comfortable existance, with a hierarchy of nobility developing; with rich land owners at the top and their laborers at the bottom. Landowning men are the only ones allowed to vote in the city government. The Lamians are known for their poor treatment of women, who are not allowed to leave their homes and do not recieve and of the basic rights that men and young boys receive.
