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I think we need to all get together around a fire of some sort.

the picture i got in my head was one of hawaiian luau kinda thingy. Plenty of food and drinks and everyone all sitting around talking and telling stories. Like something out of those really bad teen tv shows. Think it would be a pretty fun way to end the beach arc whenever it does end.
He did. As I make Kou mush a long the sands of the beach once or twice, whipping him with a whip of fire, what's going to far? I mean scream "Yah Dick Boy! Yah!"

Is that cool or have I gone too far?
Before anyone ask, fake Sebastian will not be killing anyone, but will act strange by normal standards. He's basically to Cassandra what Jim Harper is to Eli. Speaking off,@AcerRo how dead is Kuro if Eli finds his drunken ass.


Game. On.
After Eli was playing his last song Eli asked a question that had been in his mind for what seemed like an age. Eli got quite for a moment.

LT, how shitty of a person am I?" Eli asked looking out from under his hat.

"Never have I ever been so scared as I do you when get silent..." With a heavy sigh Jim went on answer the question. "Eli you ain't a bad guy, truth be told your a lot better than you let people think. I've been all over the word with you, I've never seen anyone with a heart that wants so badly to do good but keeps going after the wrong. You calm the fuck down a little and you'll do fine."

Eli let out a chuckle, he knew Jim was right. He was about to respond when the screams of people could be heard in the distance. Eli jumped up and grabbed a beer when he saw the boy the drew dicks on his face. A smile that could mean trouble crossed his face. He turned back to Jim with that smile. "You remember be that guy on Germany? Kept making dick jokes all the day long?"

Jim let out a giant laugh. "Manheim? We beat the shit outta him and made him drag us all across base. That was so worth the trouble we got in." Jim kept laughing to the point of almost falling over.

Eli couldn't but laugh a long with him. "Hot damn that man was hung like horse... Get a sled we're gonna go for a ride. BARMAN, I NEED ROPE." Eli ran over to the bartender and caught a long length of rope. With that momentary pause Eli caught a quick look at a top less Cer. "Damn girl, the good lord must if made you with only one hand." Eli winked and took off to catch Kou.

There was a quite understanding of what just happened to the both of them. It wasn't the worst thing that could have ever happened and it was good for a belly giggle or two. Still vengeance must be met and met with greater force than previously seen.
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Eli if finds him, he'll spit fire and make him dance. Might burn a butt check or two... Maybe even a testicle or two.

If you wanted to get really out there, Eli could tie him to sled and make him mush up and down the beach.
@AcerRo Normally I'd say go for it dude but didn't Bee or someone say something about everyones desire to fight was gone?


It's not about fighting, it's about the lawls, giggle filled lawls.
I still have no clue what to do with Jake. I actually had the same idea as GVM in that this place might revert him to his human form but I don't want to just copy Owlman (I kind of inadvertently copied him when I made Jake) Plus I kinda want him to stay a dog. He's more fun that way. Maybe I can explain it away by saying that he actually prefers being a dog...?


Unless someone interacts with me before I get the post in. I'm going to go after Jackson and Kuo for drawing a penis on Eli's face.
Over and over again Eli played that same wordless song, over and over, version after version the Malaguena was played. It was pretty clear that Eli was lost in own world, the sounds of the gulls faded away. All he could he hear was the waves crashing down and the sound of every string he plucked. After a time of walking Jim Harper lead Elijah Craig to a bar not but a few feet away from the ocean.

"Want a beer?" Jim Harper asked Elijah, only to watch him get even more lost in his own little world. "EC! You want a beer!" Jim's voice loudly boomed finally get Elijah's attetion.

"Best bring a bucket LT." Eli shouted back.

"Aye G-d that boy can drink." Jim Harper said going off to do what was asked of him.

Eli other the hand found a hammock and jumped into it. He was even more shocked to find an old baseball cap underneath him. An old worn out cap that had years of use on it. There was a time when this hat was a navy blue with an orange power T on it. Like his shorts it had seen many better days yet its wearer it was every bit as good as the day it was brand new. "Jim I found my old hat!" Eli shouted. Something was again not right, up to this point it had been one the best days for Elijah Craig since who knows when. Could things really keep going this good? Eli pushed that thought from his and put the hat on his head. All he needed now was a pair of sunglasses and he could be proper douchebag. With the hat covering his eyes Eli started playing another song

Jim Harper had shown up with the bucket of beers just as he asked. What he wasn't asked to do was sit down and listen to sorrowful music all the damn day long. "EC, I aint got one objection to watch the ocean and pretty women run up and down this beach. Don't bother me you playing the whole of the time, but I'll be damn if Imma sit here and listen to that sad shit. Give a man hope son! What was that one song your Momma loved so much? The one that gotcha playing in the first place."

Eli sat and moved his hat to keep his eyes clear. "El Passo by Marty Robbins. Gun Fighter Ballads and Trail Songs was the album." Eli reached for and opened a beer. "Care to hear it?" Eli asked after taking a drink.

"Fuck no, but I'll take it if it gets you off that sad shit." Jim Harper shot back

"Roger that LT." Eli laid back in his hammock and started playing yet again he was even singing this time. While even he'd admit he didn't the best voice talent in the world, it was more than passable. Good but not great.

"Thank you Chief Warrant Office Craigh." Jim Harper smiled as he sat back in his chair.
Hope nobody minds about Eden knowing about, well, everything! I thought that since Jaden keeping his full memories was permitted, then Eden would be allowed to keep full memories too, as well as what stuff Cindy knew (Cindy has a connection to the Prophets through Ruby, right?).


I find that worrisome, he let loose something that would let the others figure what's going on, it could ruin everything.
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